MarksFantasyGirl
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This has probably been posted before... But Every time I see it, I read it, and laugh... Just wanted to share it... :-D
For all those men who say Why buy an entire cow when you can get the milk for free? Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage.WHY? Because women realize its not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Men are like....
1. Men are like Laxatives . They irritate the crap out of you.
2 Men are like. Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather .. Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head straight for your ass.
6. Men are like Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like ... Government Bonds .... They take waaayyyyy too long to mature.
9. Men are like. Mascara. They run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn .. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Slinkys Not really good for anything, But they sure are fun to watch them fall down the steps after you push them....
:-D :-) :-D :-) It's all in fun....
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