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curiousgirlie -> Mother in law (10/29/2008 10:22:35 AM)

One woman had 3 son-in laws. She wanted to test which one loved her most. So one day, when she knew the first one would come to wisit, she jumped into a well, and shouted for help. There cam the guy, and jumped after her without thinking.
Next day he found a new Fiat on his drive with a letter:
"From your lowing mother-in-law."
Next week, when she knew the second one would wisit, she jumped into the well again. There came the guy, and heared her screeming for help. He thought for some minutes... "She bought Tom a new car, surely she does not have too much money left? But than again... I cant leave her to die..." So he jumped in, and saved her.
Next morning he found a new motorbike on his drive with a letter:
"From your lowing mother-in-law."
Next week the third son-in law was to wisit her. She jumped into the well, and started screaming, as heared the guy coming. He stood there for minutes thinking: "She bought Tom a new car, and Nick a new motorbike. Surely she has no more money? Plus, I really hate her." So he ignored her screams, and she died.
Next morning he found a brand new, top-model, all-extras bugatti on his drive, with a letter.
"From your lowing father-in-law."




BlackPhx -> RE: Mother in law (10/29/2008 5:22:32 PM)

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MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Mother in law (10/29/2008 8:18:20 PM)

HAHA!!  That's kool... But I love my mother in law-to be... and Sweets really likes my mom too... hmm.. we are just weird... lol




MadAxeman -> RE: Mother in law (10/29/2008 9:44:08 PM)

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sirsholly -> RE: Mother in law (10/30/2008 4:33:37 AM)

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rosanegra -> RE: Mother in law (11/11/2008 11:53:06 AM)

I have the best mother-in-law ever. 




persephonee -> RE: Mother in law (11/11/2008 12:21:26 PM)

[:D][:D][:D]
i cant stand mothers in law...my next relationship wont have anything but a memory of one....




Satyr6406 -> RE: Mother in law (11/11/2008 12:29:10 PM)

Do y'all know the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
 
 
 
outlaws are WANTED




KMsAngel -> RE: Mother in law (11/11/2008 12:39:06 PM)

sigh. michael..... i'm going to be a mother in law to be soon. does this mean that i'm no longer a nice angel? i'm no longer wanted?




Satyr6406 -> RE: Mother in law (11/11/2008 12:46:49 PM)

I think that rule might be individual-specific. As long as you're not MY mother-in-law, I think it's okay.




persephonee -> RE: Mother in law (11/11/2008 12:48:32 PM)

*high fives ya*




KMsAngel -> RE: Mother in law (11/11/2008 12:48:48 PM)

you're safe then. far too old for kidlet [:D]

how's that for a backhanded compliment?

would have to say, i would spend a lot of my time ogling you if you were a son in law

does that make me a bad mom?




lilmissdefiant -> RE: Mother in law (11/12/2008 12:30:06 AM)

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