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Well, I thought it was funny, anyway... - 10/29/2008 5:37:45 PM

GrayceLande

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A couple of years ago I was in DC on a Wednesday night, enfemme, at Chaos (Ladies' Night)... love to dance with the lesbian girls. I was leaving about midnight-thirty and was walking down a side street to my car. A Mercedes followed slowly behind me as I walked, and I just figuered they were stalking for my parking space... the most valuable commodity in DC.

As I approached the car, the Mercedes stopped beside me and rolled down the window... the driver, a guy, asked me whether I was going home or would I like to party. I told him that I was going home, making no real effort to disguise my voice. He pulled up a car length or two like he was waiting for the soon to be vacant space, then backed up beside me (I was in the car by then) and rolled his window down again. I rolled mine down and told him that I was leaving, that he could have the space. Then he asked me if I would like to suck his cock! I pretended to think about it for a second, then said "No, but would you like to suck mine?" .... his eyes got huge when he realized that I was not a woman and sped off down the street.... I laughed all the way back to Virginia.

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RE: Well, I thought it was funny, anyway... - 10/29/2008 5:40:24 PM

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LMAO!! Thats priceless!!!

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RE: Well, I thought it was funny, anyway... - 10/29/2008 5:43:11 PM

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rofl!!! oh to have been there to see the look on his face, that had to be priceless!

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RE: Well, I thought it was funny, anyway... - 10/29/2008 6:47:20 PM

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Such a shame you didn't have a camera to capture the look on his face. Brilliant.

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RE: Well, I thought it was funny, anyway... - 10/29/2008 8:38:24 PM

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HAHA!!! WONDERFUL!!!!

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RE: Well, I thought it was funny, anyway... - 10/29/2008 8:53:01 PM

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-snarfs soda on desk- thats fricken hilarious!

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RE: Well, I thought it was funny, anyway... - 10/29/2008 9:36:45 PM

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Ha ha what a plonker.
Literally

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RE: Well, I thought it was funny, anyway... - 10/30/2008 4:27:00 AM

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FABULOUS!

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RE: Well, I thought it was funny, anyway... - 10/30/2008 4:29:31 AM

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Lol

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RE: Well, I thought it was funny, anyway... - 10/31/2008 5:26:48 AM

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