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AquarianMale53 -> Never Laugh (10/30/2008 3:01:11 AM)
Bob went to a doctor and asked him if he ever laughed at a patient. The Doctor replied 'Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.' 'Okay then,' Bob said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery. Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. 'I'm so sorry,' said the doctor. 'I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?' 'It's swollen,' Bob replied

MadAxeman -> RE: Never Laugh (10/30/2008 3:27:13 AM)
[:D][:D][:D]

sirsholly -> RE: Never Laugh (10/30/2008 3:55:23 AM)
[:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)]

shewhoserves -> RE: Never Laugh (10/30/2008 4:13:42 AM)
[:D]

ChainGoddess -> RE: Never Laugh (10/30/2008 6:58:43 AM)
Brilliant, just brilliant.

UncleNasty -> RE: Never Laugh (10/30/2008 11:48:27 AM)
Ouch, that's a good one. I had a lover a thousand ago that attended Randolph Macon Womans College in Lynchburg Va. Yep, home of J. Falwell. She went out with a locla guy one time that had a cock the size of her pinky when fully angry. When she reutnred to her dorm she told her room mate. Her roomie was so intrigued she had to go out with him and see for herself. She told a friend, who also had to see for herself..... Ad infinitum. This fellow, for several years at least, slept with large numbers of the student body due to their own curiosities. Bully for him. I don't know how long it went on for him but she was there 4 years and during that time he had dates pretty much whenever he wanted them. Uncle Nasty

persephonee -> RE: Never Laugh (10/31/2008 4:53:33 AM)
goodness..once they saw it did they really have to do it??

BlackPhx -> RE: Never Laugh (10/31/2008 5:16:09 PM)
[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D] poenkitten

laura2161 -> RE: Never Laugh (10/31/2008 6:15:23 PM)
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH. Made me laugh out loud

lilmissdefiant -> RE: Never Laugh (11/1/2008 8:09:53 PM)
ROFLLMAO

BlackPhx -> RE: Never Laugh (11/1/2008 8:21:21 PM)
Persephonee...honey when a man is under equipted, he generally develops other talents to keep the lady happy..some of them become grand linguists others wonderful prestidigitators. Hard to consider him short changed, if you don't consider women a dime short. Grinning poenkitten

angelina01 -> RE: Never Laugh (11/7/2008 5:01:25 AM)
[:D] brill

MadAxeman -> RE: Never Laugh (11/7/2008 5:08:58 AM)
Yea right. 'Doc can you give me a penis reduction so I can develop my 'other talents'

Saratov -> RE: Never Laugh (11/7/2008 6:13:34 AM)
Maybe if you chat w/ a Ms Bobbit she will help you out MA.

MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Never Laugh (11/7/2008 7:09:02 AM)
That poor, poor.... wife..... lol But you guys are probably right... I'm sure he has a tongue muscle the size of my forearm! lol

Barelily -> RE: Never Laugh (11/7/2008 10:05:54 AM)
Lol[:D]

flatearth -> RE: Never Laugh (11/25/2008 9:15:38 PM)
She said 'Who are you going to please with that?' I said 'Me'

Nexo -> RE: Never Laugh (11/26/2008 6:02:11 AM)
He boinked her with his two inch winkie and kissed her goodbye with his eight inch tongue! [sm=sex.gif]

MissEnchanted -> RE: Never Laugh (11/29/2008 3:22:52 AM)
[:D]

DementdMasochist -> RE: Never Laugh (11/29/2008 7:15:12 PM)
I'm reminded of gene simmons after reading several posts in this thread...

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