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KOALA BEAR AND THE HOOKER - 10/30/2008 4:26:45 AM

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KOALA BEAR AND THE HOOKER

A koala bear and a hooker go back to her place and they get undressed.
The koala bear goes down on the hooker for 3 hours straight. She has multiple orgasms!!! After 3 hours he stops, gets up and puts on his little koala clothes. The woman is hanging back huffing and puffing from exhaustion.

"Oh God,that was great! Now I need my money." The koala bear just looks
at her and shrugs. Then the hooker says, "No, I need my money. I'm a hooker and this is how I make a living."

The koala bear just looks at her and continues to put on his clothes. Then the hooker gets up and runs to the bookshelf, grabs a dictionary and thumbs through it to "hooker." She hands it to the koala bear and it reads:

"HOOKER: person who has sex for money."

Then the koala bear turns the page to "koala bear" and walks out the door. The hooker reads:

"KOALA BEAR: Eats Roots and Leaves."

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RE: KOALA BEAR AND THE HOOKER - 10/30/2008 4:32:03 AM

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RE: KOALA BEAR AND THE HOOKER - 10/30/2008 4:40:09 AM

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:: minor grumble... koala's aren't bears, they're marsupials ::

i know, nothing to do with the joke.....

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RE: KOALA BEAR AND THE HOOKER - 10/30/2008 5:28:39 AM

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And if it was consumated
Eats shoots and leaves

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RE: KOALA BEAR AND THE HOOKER - 10/30/2008 6:41:10 AM

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Only a very sick person would find that joke funny...I found it hilarious.

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RE: KOALA BEAR AND THE HOOKER - 10/30/2008 7:55:57 AM

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Good to see you chain.
I'll pull you later

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RE: KOALA BEAR AND THE HOOKER - 10/30/2008 8:11:29 AM

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I always heard that with a Panda because of the Dictionary Mistake with a Coma.

Panda used to be Defined as a Large animal that Eats, Shoots and Leaves

The Joke is told with a Panda in a Restraunt who kills a man and then leaves when the cops question him he just opens the Dictionary.

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RE: KOALA BEAR AND THE HOOKER - 10/30/2008 8:48:54 AM

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You do tease me so Mad, yet I sit and wait......sigh.

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RE: KOALA BEAR AND THE HOOKER - 10/30/2008 9:31:02 AM

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Well I am wicked, while you are merely indecent.
I know you will love the use of 'merely'

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RE: KOALA BEAR AND THE HOOKER - 10/30/2008 11:31:52 AM

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