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RE: Do men get orgasms? - 10/30/2008 6:27:26 AM   
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hmmmm....boys' relief tastes awful


Speak for yourself. Perhaps a change of diet ?




lol - unfortunate quote clipping!  I said it tastes 'awful different'....but in no way nasty.  Not at all.  No sirree....

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RE: Do men get orgasms? - 10/30/2008 6:29:46 AM   
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You FILTHY wench  . 


NOW you're talkin'!


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RE: Do men get orgasms? - 10/30/2008 6:30:09 AM   
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P.s. kittin, I spoke with the Prince of Darkness recently and he accepts your offer. Seeya soon.


How does it feel when you come, CJ :-) ?



Well, let's see...It's different at different times, but the best ones start with an exquisite build up of tension followed by prolonged tingling from my balls and cock , up my spine to my skull and then an explosive release, spastic convulsions, ecstacy, all accompanied by animal growling ( some barking), howling and some rather naughty language. Oh, yea, and an explosive  expulsion of  a gooey white substance  that seems to be good for the female complexion.


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RE: Do men get orgasms? - 10/30/2008 6:33:00 AM   
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Do men get orgasms, or is it just relief ?


Get 'em from whom?  Thought they already HAD them stored in the depths of their, uh, souls.

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RE: Do men get orgasms? - 10/30/2008 6:37:34 AM   
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RE: Do men get orgasms? - 10/30/2008 6:38:22 AM   
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Well, let's see...It's different at different times, but the best ones start with an exquisite build up of tension followed by prolonged tingling from my balls and cock , up my spine to my skull and then an explosive release, spastic convulsions, ecstacy, all accompanied by animal growling ( some barking), howling and some rather naughty language. Oh, yea, and an explosive  expulsion of  a gooey white substance  that seems to be good for the female complexion.



You're welcome .

Me... it's like exploding velvet flowers. And towards the end of it, after a couple dozens of horribly, horribly smooth contractions/pulsations, it feels like the tide is withdrawing from my brain, fizzling out like freshly poured Champagne.


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RE: Do men get orgasms? - 10/30/2008 6:40:27 AM   
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Does the guy drink the pineapple juice to improve his jiz or the tastee as a mixer?


I think it was for the jizz and all that jazz.


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RE: Do men get orgasms? - 10/30/2008 6:45:20 AM   
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Does the guy drink the pineapple juice to improve his jiz or the tastee as a mixer?


I think it was for the jizz and all that jazz.



Oh thank God. I had visions of a Cum and Pineapple Colada.

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RE: Do men get orgasms? - 10/30/2008 7:43:19 AM   
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Does the guy drink the pineapple juice to improve his jiz or the tastee as a mixer?


I think it was for the jizz and all that jazz.





Oh thank God. I had visions of a Cum and Pineapple Colada.


I understand that can be quite tasty and refreshing. I'll fix ya one at the next beach party orgy.

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RE: Do men get orgasms? - 10/30/2008 7:51:06 AM   
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RE: Do men get orgasms? - 10/30/2008 7:53:37 AM   
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Does the guy drink the pineapple juice to improve his jiz or the tastee as a mixer?


I think it was for the jizz and all that jazz.





Oh thank God. I had visions of a Cum and Pineapple Colada.


I understand that can be quite tasty and refreshing. I'll fix ya one at the next beach party orgy.


Thanks Pimp Daddy:

I need a "stiff" drink!

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RE: Do men get orgasms? - 10/30/2008 7:59:52 AM   
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A good barman drinks his own stuff.


All this talk of liquid and drinking vessels makes me think about Papa Freud. He's everywhere, isn't he, that old bastard ?


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RE: Do men get orgasms? - 10/30/2008 8:01:10 AM   
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RE: Do men get orgasms? - 10/30/2008 8:02:20 AM   
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A good barman drinks his own stuff.


True, my sicko friend. And I am not opposed to occasional imbibing.


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RE: Do men get orgasms? - 10/30/2008 8:05:45 AM   
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Thanks for the 'sicko' didn't think anybody noticed the effort I've been making today.
Cheers

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RE: Do men get orgasms? - 10/30/2008 8:13:25 AM   
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I seem to remember Merc posting that had a similar problem and that pineapple juice helped tremendously. 


Once again you show that accuracy and verifiable reference are not included in any of your posts or positions. If you are going to be a fan, you should get it right.

Actually it was to help you and your swallowing problem regarding any position originating from your side of any argument. Don't know if the pineapple suggestion helped, but it does seems you've conquered your fear and now swallow anything that generates a head bob - Congrats!

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Surely, the issue of where semen goes isn't the most important one here, is it?


In this forum? It might be.


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I find that hard to swallow.

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Try getting him to drink pineapple juice. I understand that helps.


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RE: Do men get orgasms? - 10/30/2008 8:14:01 AM   
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Well, let's see...It's different at different times, but the best ones start with an exquisite build up of tension followed by prolonged tingling from my balls and cock , up my spine to my skull and then an explosive release, spastic convulsions, ecstacy, all accompanied by animal growling ( some barking), howling and some rather naughty language. Oh, yea, and an explosive  expulsion of  a gooey white substance  that seems to be good for the female complexion.



You're welcome .

Me... it's like exploding velvet flowers. And towards the end of it, after a couple dozens of horribly, horribly smooth contractions/pulsations, it feels like the tide is withdrawing from my brain, fizzling out like freshly poured Champagne.

Y'all have such poetic orgasims.  Me?  I convulse around and if you didn't know better you might think I needed medical attention.  Then I start speaking in incoherent tongues (they tried to do an exercisim once).  By the end I am temperarily blind with a bad case of soap-opera style amnesia (is that you, where am I, who am I).  In between there is some coherency, like, "don't stop, yea right there, don't fucking stop, oh my godddddddddddddddd."  etc. 

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RE: Do men get orgasms? - 10/30/2008 8:19:14 AM   
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Status: offline 		So you're getting off and an aged priest rushes in with the latin and the waving and all that?
Did anything spin round, anything projected at pace?


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RE: Do men get orgasms? - 10/30/2008 8:25:57 AM   
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So you're getting off and an aged priest rushes in with the latin and the waving and all that?
Did anything spin round, anything projected at pace?

OMG.... I had a vague recollection of a filming crew... could it be?

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RE: Do men get orgasms? - 10/30/2008 8:33:55 AM   
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