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RE: Stalker thread - 11/7/2008 6:52:52 AM   
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Um red not that I'm complaining but you do know thats not how you do mouth to mouth right.....
no no don't stop....shhhhhhhhh


Actually, sweets...it's the perfect place to do it....gets the oxygen to the um...."brain" really quick!!!  Practically a direct line!!!!! 



"practically" my ass. Huff and puff on that for a few minutes and the brain cells blow up (and therein lies the problem)


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RE: Stalker thread - 11/7/2008 2:27:35 PM   
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Status: offline 		So, any stalking on fer tonight?  Do I need fresh shrubberies?

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RE: Stalker thread - 11/7/2008 4:59:30 PM   
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RE: Stalker thread - 11/7/2008 5:00:40 PM   
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RE: Stalker thread - 11/7/2008 5:02:31 PM   
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I put on the grocery list... Monkey bread to pay for monkey sex from flying monkeys.  You were always on my mind....

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RE: Stalker thread - 11/7/2008 5:07:50 PM   
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RE: Stalker thread - 11/7/2008 5:13:52 PM   
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RE: Stalker thread - 11/7/2008 5:16:43 PM   
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RE: Stalker thread - 11/7/2008 6:17:22 PM   
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You can always stalk me.  But I'm boring.  Cornfields and cows.... sigh

We've got cornfields just down the block, but not cows here.

So I could stalk you in the cornfields, like snipe hunting!

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RE: Stalker thread - 11/7/2008 6:19:06 PM   
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RE: Stalker thread - 11/7/2008 6:20:10 PM   
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RE: Stalker thread - 11/7/2008 9:20:32 PM   
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Is this thread working?  

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RE: Stalker thread - 11/7/2008 9:56:55 PM   
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RE: Stalker thread - 11/7/2008 10:20:06 PM   
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RE: Stalker thread - 11/7/2008 10:22:27 PM   
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ORIGINAL: thornhappy

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

You can always stalk me.  But I'm boring.  Cornfields and cows.... sigh

We've got cornfields just down the block, but not cows here.

So I could stalk you in the cornfields, like snipe hunting!



*introduced that in Philly once with another woman from Michigan.  We looked at each other when folks said what is snipe hunting. 

wellllllll she says.... we ought to show rather than tell you, don't you think sunny?

mm hmmmm.... Some things are better understood through experience.



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RE: Stalker thread - 11/7/2008 10:22:40 PM   
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Great song, by the fablus Willy Nelson, which always make my mind drift to the matter of illegal wrestling holds...

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RE: Stalker thread - 11/7/2008 10:27:31 PM   
GreedyTop


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RE: Stalker thread - 11/7/2008 10:27:31 PM   
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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

just be careful of those drop bears


or.. be careful of those bear drops.

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RE: Stalker thread - 11/7/2008 10:35:55 PM   
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A lady goes into a tattoo parlor and asks the artist to tattoo a picture of Brad Pitt on her right upper thigh and a picture of Johnny Depp on her left upper thigh.
The artist does so, and when he finishes hands her a mirror so she can inspect the work.
She looks at the left thigh and says
"Wow! That’s definitely Johnny Depp. Just look at those cheekbones."
Then she looks at the right thigh and complains
"That doesn’t look like Brad Pitt."
The artist disagrees and says they need to find an impartial judge.
They go to the bar next door and ask the first guy they meet to identify the tattoos. She raises her skirt and drops her panties, and he gets his face up close and says
"Well, ma’am, the one on your left thigh is definitely Johnny Depp. He even has the cheekbones. The one on your right I’m not sure about—
but the one in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson

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RE: Stalker thread - 11/7/2008 10:39:28 PM   
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