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tweedydaddy -> No Men! (10/30/2008 3:35:56 PM)
I said no men! can't you read? Look, I'm on here because I'm an incredibly hot 19 year old doing a course in double jointed erotic dancing and advanced pornography combined with sperm juggling and vibrator design, and just because my profile pictures cause men to have hear attacks and wet themselves, doesen't mean I'm just about sex. Why can't men just read my rambling nineteen page long profile about why I have never come in my life and urgently need an overweight man to cure me of my terminal frustration? They just don't get it. I have no problem with men except for the smell, the hairy body, the muscles, the sweat, the breath, the beer,the socks, the fact that their genitals are profoundly aerodynamically unsound, and the way they sound. They seem to assume that I am desperate just because I say so in my profile. Why do they just look at my forty three barely dressed pictures and assume I am up for grabs? Of course I am submissive, I just don't want anyone to touch me, or speak to me in a disparaging or sexist manner, or email me without emailing me to ask permission. I hate it when men look at my profile without asking. Just treat me with respect! . My online Nigerian Dominant does, he has assured me that once my five thousand dollars are there to free up his six million dollars he can't get out of the country, he will make me his slave. Why can't men just get the point that I want a real master? Not just someone who wants to inflict his physical, mental, cyber, or telephone presence? I'm not wishing to be pushy, but if everyone would only study my profile and folow my simple fifty three directives, read my manual on the acceptable approach and not just act like Homo Sapiens, it would be so wonderful. I don't want to hear from any more men. Did I say no men? This is a minestrone of the brain sludge left over from being silly enough to read a lot of profiles without sedation!!

GreedyTop -> RE: No Men! (10/30/2008 4:12:10 PM)
snort great post LOL

Venatrix -> RE: No Men! (10/30/2008 4:22:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tweedydaddy This is a minestrone of the brain sludge left over from being silly enough to read a lot of profiles without sedation!! So, what you're saying is, you're a masochist.

UncleNasty -> RE: No Men! (10/30/2008 4:24:17 PM)
Damn you, you've changed your handle, but by golly I know we've corresponded before!! Uncle Nasty

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: No Men! (10/30/2008 4:56:24 PM)
but you forgot to say "no transgender, no transsexual, no intersexed, no crossdressers, no transvestites, no shemales...etc" saying no men...doesnt cover those above.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: No Men! (10/30/2008 6:07:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl but you forgot to say "no transgender, no transsexual, no intersexed, no crossdressers, no transvestites, no shemales...etc" saying no men...doesnt cover those above. My favorites are the ones that go out of their way to explain they're bi...and then without taking a breath...."so if you're a man do NOT email me....I like WOMEN DAMMIT!!!!" (Okay....so, if you're "bi"....what's the other interest....ocelots?)

camille65 -> RE: No Men! (10/30/2008 6:13:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tweedydaddy the fact that their genitals are profoundly aerodynamically unsound, hahahahahha oh crap. At least it was just water that ended up on frootloop!

slaveboy291 -> RE: No Men! (10/30/2008 6:20:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie quote: ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl but you forgot to say "no transgender, no transsexual, no intersexed, no crossdressers, no transvestites, no shemales...etc" saying no men...doesnt cover those above. My favorites are the ones that go out of their way to explain they're bi...and then without taking a breath...."so if you're a man do NOT email me....I like WOMEN DAMMIT!!!!" (Okay....so, if you're "bi"....what's the other interest....ocelots?) I love those ones too. And some even ask if guys understand what bi-sexual means. Uhh yes, we do that's why were replying. They make me giggle. So do the ones who post NOMENOMENNOMENOMENNOMENNOMEN as a journal entry.

JumpingJax -> RE: No Men! (10/30/2008 6:31:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tweedydaddy I hate it when men look at my profile without asking. Ummmmm.... Other then the fact that you aren't looking for men - I'm not sure I followed several parts of this post. I would like to note that a few of us look at profiles not just for the idea of "searching" for someone. For example, I just looked at your profile (sorry didn't ask first), no I didn't attempt to read all of it - but I did look - just to get a little bit of a feel for who posted. Any other regular poster in the forums has also seen me view their profile. Male or Female. My apologies to anyone else who expected me to ask permission first. As for the one comment about the lack of aerodynamics in a man genitals let me reference a favorite movie quote from Top Gun. "The F4, Proof that even a brick can fly if you put a big enough engine on it".

GreedyTop -> RE: No Men! (10/30/2008 6:39:22 PM)
There goes that F4 now.....

fearghus -> RE: No Men! (10/30/2008 6:53:21 PM)
freakin; hilarious :D thanks for the chuckle!

hizgeorgiapeach -> RE: No Men! (10/30/2008 6:55:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JumpingJax As for the one comment about the lack of aerodynamics in a man genitals let me reference a favorite movie quote from Top Gun. "The F4, Proof that even a brick can fly if you put a big enough engine on it". I have yet to meet a man who has a large enough jet engine in his back pocket to compensate for the lack of aerodynamic capability. [8D] (I gotta admit, though, I Am still looking ... just outta curiousity... )

JumpingJax -> RE: No Men! (10/30/2008 6:58:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hizgeorgiapeach I have yet to meet a man who has a large enough jet engine in his back pocket to compensate for the lack of aerodynamic capability. [8D] (I gotta admit, though, I Am still looking ... just outta curiousity... ) Just feed your man some really big pots of Chili and watch him fly. (Be sure to hold your noise first)

hizgeorgiapeach -> RE: No Men! (10/30/2008 7:01:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JumpingJax quote: ORIGINAL: hizgeorgiapeach I have yet to meet a man who has a large enough jet engine in his back pocket to compensate for the lack of aerodynamic capability. [8D] (I gotta admit, though, I Am still looking ... just outta curiousity... ) Just feed your man some really big pots of Chili and watch him fly. (Be sure to hold your noise first) Hrmph - that's Another thing I have yet to meet - a guy who can actually make it through an entire bowl of Rhi's Nuclear Meltdown Chili without whimpering and crying like a baby. (Thank the gods I don't bother to keep any males around on any sort of regular basis other than a neutered male cat - and he's intelligent enough to know when to stay outta the way!)

tweedydaddy -> RE: No Men! (10/30/2008 7:44:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JumpingJax quote: ORIGINAL: tweedydaddy I hate it when men look at my profile without asking. Ummmmm.... Other then the fact that you aren't looking for men - I'm not sure I followed several parts of this post. I would like to note that a few of us look at profiles not just for the idea of "searching" for someone. For example, I just looked at your profile (sorry didn't ask first), no I didn't attempt to read all of it - but I did look - just to get a little bit of a feel for who posted. Any other regular poster in the forums has also seen me view their profile. Male or Female. My apologies to anyone else who expected me to ask permission first. As for the one comment about the lack of aerodynamics in a man genitals let me reference a favorite movie quote from Top Gun. "The F4, Proof that even a brick can fly if you put a big enough engine on it". It was meant to amuse.

pahunkboy -> RE: No Men! (10/30/2008 7:48:49 PM)
and no games. and must be real. and I suppose everyone on the site is a player and I have given up. ..oh and i like walks on the beach and cuddling. of course im perfect and all the exes are creatures from hell. NO MIND GAMES!! // LOL

slaveboy291 -> RE: No Men! (10/30/2008 7:54:57 PM)
I remember reading one add about a year ago saying that she was looking for another woman(obviously) How is it obvious that a woman looking for another woman?

samboct -> RE: No Men! (10/30/2008 7:57:00 PM)
I have yet to meet a man who has a large enough jet engine in his back pocket to compensate for the lack of aerodynamic capability. [8D] (I gotta admit, though, I Am still looking ... just outta curiousity... ) What? Have you missed this guy? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEXxkWXncuo I still think his getup is made by ACME..... Sam

DarkSteven -> RE: No Men! (10/30/2008 9:14:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tweedydaddy I said no men! can't you read? Look, I'm on here because I'm an incredibly hot 19 year old doing a course in double jointed erotic dancing and advanced pornography combined with sperm juggling and vibrator design, and just because my profile pictures cause men to have hear attacks and wet themselves, doesen't mean I'm just about sex. Why can't men just read my rambling nineteen page long profile about why I have never come in my life and urgently need an overweight man to cure me of my terminal frustration? They just don't get it. I have no problem with men except for the smell, the hairy body, the muscles, the sweat, the breath, the beer,the socks, the fact that their genitals are profoundly aerodynamically unsound, and the way they sound. They seem to assume that I am desperate just because I say so in my profile. Why do they just look at my forty three barely dressed pictures and assume I am up for grabs? Of course I am submissive, I just don't want anyone to touch me, or speak to me in a disparaging or sexist manner, or email me without emailing me to ask permission. I hate it when men look at my profile without asking. Just treat me with respect! . My online Nigerian Dominant does, he has assured me that once my five thousand dollars are there to free up his six million dollars he can't get out of the country, he will make me his slave. Why can't men just get the point that I want a real master? Not just someone who wants to inflict his physical, mental, cyber, or telephone presence? I'm not wishing to be pushy, but if everyone would only study my profile and folow my simple fifty three directives, read my manual on the acceptable approach and not just act like Homo Sapiens, it would be so wonderful. I don't want to hear from any more men. Did I say no men? This is a minestrone of the brain sludge left over from being silly enough to read a lot of profiles without sedation!! I love it when you play hard to get...

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