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Tis the Season... - 12/15/2005 1:32:30 AM   
MadameDahlia


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FOR CRIME

A concerned friend sent this to me via email.

"I don't know how true some of this is, but it i"s worth passing on for both men and women.

We can now add to the list of victims the retired 77 yr. old TCU professor from Ft Worth whose body was found last week in Oklahoma--and the 11 yr. old in Sarasota, FL. Because of these recent abductions in daylight hours, refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation...This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, your children, everyone you know.

After reading these 9 crucial tips, forward them to someone you care about. It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in.

1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do!

2. Learned this from a tourist guide in New Orleans. If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you....chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won't see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON'T DO THIS!) The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR, LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE.
a. If someone is in the car with a gun to your head DO NOT DRIVE OFF, repeat: DO NOT DRIVE OFF! Instead gun the engine and speed into anything, wrecking the car. Your Air Bag will save you. If the person is in the back seat they will get the worst of it. As soon as the car crashes bail out and run. It is better than having them find your body in a remote location.

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:
A.) Be aware: look around you, look into your car, at the passenger side floor, and in the back seat.
B.) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.
C.) Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot. This is especially true at NIGHT!)

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN, Preferably ! in a zig -zag pattern!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP. It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked "for help" into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

9. Another Safety Point: Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late and she thought it was weird. The police told her "Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door."

The lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over. The policeman said, "We already have a unit on the way, whatever you do, DO NOT open the door."

He told her that they think a serial killer has a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone dropped off a baby. He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls by women saying that they hear baby's cries outside their doors when they're home alone at night.

Please pass this on and DO NOT open the door for a crying baby ----This e-mail should probably be taken seriously because the Crying Baby theory was mentioned on America's Most Wanted this past Saturday when they profiled the serial killer in Louisiana.

I'd like you to forward this to all the women you know. It may save a life. A candle is not dimmed by lighting another candle. I was going to send this to the ladies only, but guys, if you love your mothers, wives, sisters, daughters, etc., you may want to pass it onto them, as well."

- Shannon LaForge
Courtroom Deputy to Judge Robert Junell
U.S. District Court for the Western District

Once again, I haven't verified any of this... but some of it certainly sounds like more than reasonable advice, regardless of whether or not it really came from the woman who is said to have written it.

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RE: Tis the Season... - 12/15/2005 9:08:31 AM   
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quote:

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won't see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives.


Good post.

This is exceptionally good advice. I'm sure for most, this may be one of the last things they think about when locked in the trunk of a moving vehicle.


- The Ranger

< Message edited by UtopianRanger -- 12/15/2005 9:09:09 AM >


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RE: Tis the Season... - 12/16/2005 8:27:57 PM   
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The crying baby part was an urban ledgend that did not really happen.


Everything else is good advice though

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RE: Tis the Season... - 12/16/2005 9:03:56 PM   
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thanks for the tips, madame. Though if ever I were in a situation like that, my mind would probably turn to jelly and would forget everything.

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RE: Tis the Season... - 12/16/2005 9:10:44 PM   
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oh by the way, I have a safety tip to add. Never advertise the fact that if you were to be kidnapped your mind would turn to jelly rendering you helpless. It makes you an easy target.

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RE: Tis the Season... - 12/17/2005 1:45:34 PM   
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LOL

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RE: Tis the Season... - 12/17/2005 4:07:55 PM   
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tips?
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STOP! worrying about being a Lady and become more aggressive----------

car keys can cause damage==use them..around the face or in his throat or in his ears

knees and elbows are good...especially in his privates and or face

grab his hair and put a knee in his face

screaming is good
making any noise to attract attention works

never...EVER go alone--take a friend...if not a gal friend--take a guy friend..

make sure at least one hand is always free..never EVER burdon yourself

keep your purse close to you...the closer the better..it is so seemingly silly to let it hang off your arm when you can tuck it under your arm when possible

never EVER leave your purse in a shopping cart and turn your back--for a second and if possible, don't go shopping alone...you make yourself a target in the parking lot, loading the car.

never EVER leave your purse in the passenger seat with the window down

do you hate long nails? sometimes it is nice to use in someone's face

always be aware of who is around you...it isn't paranoid when you notice any one person staying too close too long

i think this should help too.

happy holidays


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RE: Tis the Season... - 12/21/2005 8:57:49 AM   
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thank you so much veronica--THESE are indeed every day techniques all women can use--as an ex New Orleans cop--everyone of them has saved lives---and long nails grab DNA very well---marvelous as always v--thanks for sharing---

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