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CONDOMS - 10/30/2008 5:57:43 PM

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A man walks into a drug store with his 9-year old son. They happen to walk
by the condom display, and the boy (who obviously knows the answer, but
wants to know if his dad will give him a proper answer or not) asks, "What
are these, Dad?"

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son....Men use them to have safe sex." Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package."

The Dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college boys." the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........"

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RE: CONDOMS - 10/30/2008 6:42:10 PM

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*snort*

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RE: CONDOMS - 10/31/2008 12:56:43 AM

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Damn, at my rate, the Mayan calandar will have ended.
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RE: CONDOMS - 10/31/2008 4:15:42 AM

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RE: CONDOMS - 10/31/2008 4:47:43 AM

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oh ho noooooo

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RE: CONDOMS - 10/31/2008 5:23:07 PM

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RE: CONDOMS - 11/1/2008 8:11:26 PM

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GT we have talked about this, stop snorting unless its coke and if it is, pass the baggie!

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RE: CONDOMS - 11/2/2008 6:31:23 AM

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Funny and yet sad at the same time lol

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RE: CONDOMS - 11/3/2008 6:18:14 PM

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Sweets just asked me "So what are the packages for that have 36 in?" I told him "Those are for horn-dogs like us... One for every day of the month, and some extras for the Wednesdays!!" :)

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