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Sarah Palin Rap - 10/31/2008 10:31:25 AM

LadyEllen

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Vote for me if you love Christianity
And think the Bible is actual reality
Vote for me if you think God is on our side
And its our mission to spread His power world wide
Vote for me to keep your guns and ammo near
Vote for me to keep away the ones you fear
Vote for me to show that youre a patriot
Vote for me if you think that I’m really hot
And vote for me for good old fashioned family
I’ll try and not to make it seem like bigotry
Vote for me to keep things like they’ve always been
And vote for me ‘cause you know what I really mean
Vote for me to show the world a thing or two
Vote for me because I am so much like you
Vote for me to beat them pesky Muslims down
And keep the socialists from taking over your town
Vote for me to get the Congress into line
You know theyre scared of me just listen to them whine
Vote for me you know I’m gonna get things done
I’m white as snow and angry at corruption
Vote for me for changes that you know will last
Vote for me to take things back into the past
Vote for me if you prefer my rhetoric
To stuck up things like thinking about politics
Vote for me on polling day or mail in
Vote for me my name is Sarah Palin

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RE: Sarah Palin Rap - 10/31/2008 10:41:20 AM

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Bringing it to the streets

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RE: Sarah Palin Rap - 10/31/2008 10:51:30 AM

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Bringing it to the streets

That's right she is gangstah, as much as she may pretend to not be from the streets, lol. M

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RE: Sarah Palin Rap - 10/31/2008 11:13:21 AM

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Hey! I am so from the streets!

I walk the street every night - I might not get much trade, but I'm out there!

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RE: Sarah Palin Rap - 10/31/2008 11:45:09 AM

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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

Hey! I am so from the streets!
I walk the street every night - I might not get much trade, but I'm out there!

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Lady Ellen! Do you know that women who walk the streets at night are not called ladies?!

Is this an idiom thing or are you trying to tell us you have a second job?

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RE: Sarah Palin Rap - 10/31/2008 11:57:46 AM

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Of course theyre called ladies! Ladies of the night!

I opted for this line of work after being assured that I looked quite hot in the dark

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RE: Sarah Palin Rap - 10/31/2008 1:07:36 PM

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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen
Of course theyre called ladies! Ladies of the night!

I opted for this line of work after being assured that I looked quite hot in the dark

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*snort*

You're right, they've got nothing on you. M

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