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curiousgirlie -> Dogs (10/31/2008 11:22:51 AM)
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An engineer, an accountant an apothecary a programmer and a polititan are debating whos dog is the cleverest. The engineer sais: "Mine of course! Quadratmeter, show us what you can do!"
And the dog goes and draws a circle a triangle and a square on a blackboard.
"Thats nothing" sais the accountant" Activepassive, show us what you can do!"
The dog goes to the kitchen, and comes bach wth a plate, and 12 cookies on it. He arranges them in 4x3 rows.
"Thats nothing" " sais the apothecary" Thermometer, bring some milk!"
And the dog goes into the kitchen, takes milk out of the fridge, and pours exactly 8 cl in a glass, without spilling a drop.
"Nice, one " sais the programmer." Although they cant compeat with my dog. Hard disc, show what you can do!"
The dog starts the computer, runs and anti-virus test, downloads a game program and sends an e-mail.
"My turn " sais the politician " Coffe break, show us what you can do!"
The dog eats all of the cookies, drinks the milk, deletes all programs from the computer and fucks the engineers dog. During the last one he stains his back, so he writes a paper saying it was an ijury he got while orking, and takes a six-week payed sick- leave form work.
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