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GreedyTop -> RE: Note to self: (10/31/2008 12:57:16 PM)

Note to self:

the passenger side of the car is NOT a garbage dump




VirginPotty -> RE: Note to self: (10/31/2008 12:58:10 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Note to self:

the passenger side of the car is NOT a garbage dump



[sm=gaah.gif]Now you tell me!




scifi1133 -> RE: Note to self: (10/31/2008 12:58:20 PM)

Oh shit really? Does this mean I have to clear mine out before I leave? Na screw it.




WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Note to self: (10/31/2008 1:02:43 PM)

Note to self:  Move the hot pot of spaghetti sauce on the stove  BEFORE trying to clean the splashed spaghetti sauce off the wall behind the stove. 

Second note to self:  Burned bewbage in the HOT spaghetti sauce does NOT make it taste better.




Lynnxz -> RE: Note to self: (10/31/2008 1:03:29 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Note to self:

the passenger side of the car is NOT a garbage dump



Lies!!

I do clean it out every time I get gas though. :-/




scifi1133 -> RE: Note to self: (10/31/2008 1:03:32 PM)

Awww...... are you sure? Here let me check.




VirginPotty -> RE: Note to self: (10/31/2008 1:10:55 PM)

[sm=writing.gif]Note to self:  Never lean over to light a candle wearing just a towel.




cravesdom -> RE: Note to self: (10/31/2008 1:13:38 PM)

Note to self: never cook bacon naked.




BRNaughtyAngel -> RE: Note to self: (10/31/2008 1:18:27 PM)

Note to self:  Brazillian waxes HURT!!!!!!!  [>:]




ThatDaveGuy69 -> RE: Note to self: (10/31/2008 1:19:24 PM)

Note to self:
ALWAYS wear slippers after grinding glass in the kitchen until the floor has been swept & mopped at least 3 times!




Darias -> RE: Note to self: (10/31/2008 1:19:50 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance
Second note to self:  Burned bewbage in the HOT spaghetti sauce does NOT make it taste better.


note to self .. convince winsome to let me give her a second opinion on this based on the fact that the sauce in the pan may be tainted but bewbage sauce is probably still good

quote:

ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

Note to self:  Never lean over to light a candle wearing just a towel.

quote:

ORIGINAL: cravesdom

Note to self: never cook bacon naked.


note to self.. offer second opinions on these scenarios too




Aylee -> RE: Note to self: (10/31/2008 1:29:32 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ThatDaveGuy69

Note to self:
ALWAYS wear slippers after grinding glass in the kitchen until the floor has been swept & mopped at least 3 times!



Totally curious now. . .

WHY were you grinding GLASS in the KITCHEN! 

I think that the Note to self, should read:

Never grind glass in the kitchen.  Period.  Don't do it. 

Glass shards, food, and digestion do not mix well.




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Note to self: (10/31/2008 3:44:48 PM)

note to self:

hide extra Snickers minis bag from girls ...as soon as i remember where i hid it!




GreedyTop -> RE: Note to self: (10/31/2008 3:47:31 PM)

note to self:  when whipping head around to admire the fine butt on a guy in a flight suit.. make sure that there is not a doorframe close enough to smack skull on,... (ouch)




Darias -> RE: Note to self: (10/31/2008 3:48:55 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

note to self:

hide extra Snickers minis bag from girls ...as soon as i remember where i hid it!


usual parental type hiding spots

Parent related.... Closet underwear drawer etc

Chore related..... in the kitty litter..... behind the trash cans....

height related .... attic space...above wardrobes

frequently traveled related...... in living room.. kitchen

mobile related.... trunk of car of working parental....

off site related..... at parental unit`s  parental unit`s house...neighbours house... at store till the last minute


hope this helps samba

p.s. snogs greedy better

p.p.s or atleast snogs greedy into a puddle




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Note to self: (10/31/2008 3:51:00 PM)

i'll have to check the utility room again next door to my apartment - i think i hide it there




apiercedkitty -> RE: Note to self: (10/31/2008 3:54:02 PM)

Note to self: do NOT call Master a sissy - He's got a long memory... [sm=doh.gif]
 
Note to self: Remember that the pan AND the lid are both hot in the oven - pulling the shelf out with a hot pad and then using your bare hand to lift the lid is NOT a good idea...




Darias -> RE: Note to self: (10/31/2008 3:57:09 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

i'll have to check the utility room again next door to my apartment - i think i hide it there



see ... chore related





Daddysredhead -> RE: Note to self: (10/31/2008 4:51:20 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

note to self:  when whipping head around to admire the fine butt on a guy in a flight suit.. make sure that there is not a doorframe close enough to smack skull on,... (ouch)


Thanks for the visual, sweetness!  [:D]




GreedyTop -> RE: Note to self: (10/31/2008 4:58:37 PM)

LOL  yeah, what was bad was he heard the THUD and turned around...LOL




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