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djaleksandr -> RE: Note to self: (11/7/2008 2:40:47 AM)

It's true, I'm an alien!  Of the Ziggy Stardust variety.

Does that mean I get to have sex with David Bowie now? [:D]




MadAxeman -> RE: Note to self: (11/7/2008 2:43:58 AM)

No, me later




ArmoredOne -> RE: Note to self: (11/7/2008 2:45:06 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: ArmoredOne

Note to Self"
The previous poster is proof that I am not the only perverted smartass in the universe...


she has a way to go to catch up to you, ArmoredOne[:D]



Yanno, most times... being told that you are better than most at something is a good thing... Not really sure this counts... =P




djaleksandr -> RE: Note to self: (11/7/2008 2:49:02 AM)

Mad, you're taking David Bowie from me?

WHYYYY?!

That's not fair.  SHARE!

[8D]

[:D]

I wouldn't mind Iman, either. [:)]




MadAxeman -> RE: Note to self: (11/7/2008 2:49:28 AM)

Better?
Bold are the uninformed.




ArmoredOne -> RE: Note to self: (11/7/2008 2:51:22 AM)

For a minute, I thought you said uniformed, not uninformed... and after growing up a military brat, I was getting seriously disturbed for a moment... but it's all better now that I realized that I can't read... LOL




MadAxeman -> RE: Note to self: (11/7/2008 2:52:49 AM)

Calm the feck down




sirsholly -> RE: Note to self: (11/7/2008 2:53:33 AM)

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ORIGINAL: ArmoredOne

I was getting seriously disturbed for a moment...

GETTING??!?!??!??!??!?!? [8|]




djaleksandr -> RE: Note to self: (11/7/2008 2:54:44 AM)

Hey, some of those uniforms are pretty hot..




ArmoredOne -> RE: Note to self: (11/7/2008 2:55:39 AM)

A sudden mental flash of my step father streaking... trust me... that was a mind warping moment... LOL

And as for you, miss holly... *tapping my foot* don't make me tie you to a tree and paint you purple...




sirsholly -> RE: Note to self: (11/7/2008 2:57:29 AM)

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ORIGINAL: ArmoredOne



And as for you, miss holly... *tapping my foot* don't make me tie you to a tree and paint you purple...


Oh suuuure...you wanna use me to fulfill your Barney In Bondage fantasy....




djaleksandr -> RE: Note to self: (11/7/2008 2:57:39 AM)

Streaking?  Like undressing and parading through the streets naked and shouting?

If I ever saw my father like that, I might join a nunnery.

Then again, all those nuns.... [:D]




AquaticSub -> RE: Note to self: (11/7/2008 2:58:23 AM)

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ORIGINAL: djaleksandr

Streaking?  Like undressing and parading through the streets naked and shouting?

If I ever saw my father like that, I might join a nunnery.

Then again, all those nuns.... [:D]



...

you just made me picture my Dad like that. I was happier without that image.




djaleksandr -> RE: Note to self: (11/7/2008 2:59:06 AM)

Barney in Bondage?

Someplace dark and frightening in my mind, I think this could be incredibly marketable.  Though hopefully, the crowd of singing children wouldn't be present.  That's just too much.




djaleksandr -> RE: Note to self: (11/7/2008 3:00:48 AM)

Luckily, my father naked is one of the few things I CAN'T imagine.  I bet he even showers with clothes on.

Keeps the psychic trauma down, that's for sure.




sirsholly -> RE: Note to self: (11/7/2008 3:00:51 AM)

hell, i'd be happy just to get the purple pain-in-the-ass into a gag....[8|]




djaleksandr -> RE: Note to self: (11/7/2008 3:03:02 AM)

[sm=LMAO.gif]




ArmoredOne -> RE: Note to self: (11/7/2008 3:05:39 AM)

tie you down and paint you purple is a super polite way I threaten lil bear with a monsterous beating... she usually giggles and threatens to tie me to a fish... or a bird... or my favorite, a cloud...

As for Barney, that is just proof positive that television producers are exceptionally sadistic with a fondness for mental torture...

I did discover that Beenie Barney baseball is VERY theraputic... as soon as the seems ripped, I suddenly felt better about my place in the universe...




djaleksandr -> RE: Note to self: (11/7/2008 3:07:04 AM)

Don't forget movie makers!  Or the people who make high-school science videos!




ArmoredOne -> RE: Note to self: (11/7/2008 3:09:35 AM)

Try orientation videos for fast food prep... *shudder*

Note to Self:
Find the sound file of Barney going insane and killing the kids on the show for holly to enjoy...




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