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RE: Note to self: - 11/7/2008 2:40:47 AM   
djaleksandr


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Does that mean I get to have sex with David Bowie now?


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RE: Note to self: - 11/7/2008 2:43:58 AM   
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RE: Note to self: - 11/7/2008 2:45:06 AM   
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: ArmoredOne

Note to Self"
The previous poster is proof that I am not the only perverted smartass in the universe...


she has a way to go to catch up to you, ArmoredOne



Yanno, most times... being told that you are better than most at something is a good thing... Not really sure this counts... =P

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RE: Note to self: - 11/7/2008 2:49:02 AM   
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WHYYYY?!

That's not fair.  SHARE!





I wouldn't mind Iman, either.


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suffer some misery,
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RE: Note to self: - 11/7/2008 2:49:28 AM   
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Bold are the uninformed.

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RE: Note to self: - 11/7/2008 2:51:22 AM   
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Status: offline 		For a minute, I thought you said uniformed, not uninformed... and after growing up a military brat, I was getting seriously disturbed for a moment... but it's all better now that I realized that I can't read... LOL

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RE: Note to self: - 11/7/2008 2:52:49 AM   
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RE: Note to self: - 11/7/2008 2:53:33 AM   
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I was getting seriously disturbed for a moment...

GETTING??!?!??!??!??!?!?


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RE: Note to self: - 11/7/2008 2:54:44 AM   
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so walk on barefoot for me,
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RE: Note to self: - 11/7/2008 2:55:39 AM   
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Status: offline 		A sudden mental flash of my step father streaking... trust me... that was a mind warping moment... LOL

And as for you, miss holly... *tapping my foot* don't make me tie you to a tree and paint you purple...

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RE: Note to self: - 11/7/2008 2:57:29 AM   
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ORIGINAL: ArmoredOne



And as for you, miss holly... *tapping my foot* don't make me tie you to a tree and paint you purple...


Oh suuuure...you wanna use me to fulfill your Barney In Bondage fantasy....


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RE: Note to self: - 11/7/2008 2:57:39 AM   
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Status: offline 		Streaking?  Like undressing and parading through the streets naked and shouting?

If I ever saw my father like that, I might join a nunnery.

Then again, all those nuns....


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RE: Note to self: - 11/7/2008 2:58:23 AM   
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ORIGINAL: djaleksandr

Streaking?  Like undressing and parading through the streets naked and shouting?

If I ever saw my father like that, I might join a nunnery.

Then again, all those nuns....



...

you just made me picture my Dad like that. I was happier without that image.

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RE: Note to self: - 11/7/2008 2:59:06 AM   
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Someplace dark and frightening in my mind, I think this could be incredibly marketable.  Though hopefully, the crowd of singing children wouldn't be present.  That's just too much.


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'is simplicity best, or simply the easiest?
the narrowest path is always the holiest.
so walk on barefoot for me,
suffer some misery,
if you want my love.'
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RE: Note to self: - 11/7/2008 3:00:48 AM   
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Status: offline 		Luckily, my father naked is one of the few things I CAN'T imagine.  I bet he even showers with clothes on.

Keeps the psychic trauma down, that's for sure.


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'is simplicity best, or simply the easiest?
the narrowest path is always the holiest.
so walk on barefoot for me,
suffer some misery,
if you want my love.'
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RE: Note to self: - 11/7/2008 3:00:51 AM   
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RE: Note to self: - 11/7/2008 3:03:02 AM   
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'is simplicity best, or simply the easiest?
the narrowest path is always the holiest.
so walk on barefoot for me,
suffer some misery,
if you want my love.'
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RE: Note to self: - 11/7/2008 3:05:39 AM   
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Status: offline 		tie you down and paint you purple is a super polite way I threaten lil bear with a monsterous beating... she usually giggles and threatens to tie me to a fish... or a bird... or my favorite, a cloud...

As for Barney, that is just proof positive that television producers are exceptionally sadistic with a fondness for mental torture...

I did discover that Beenie Barney baseball is VERY theraputic... as soon as the seems ripped, I suddenly felt better about my place in the universe...

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RE: Note to self: - 11/7/2008 3:07:04 AM   
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'is simplicity best, or simply the easiest?
the narrowest path is always the holiest.
so walk on barefoot for me,
suffer some misery,
if you want my love.'
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RE: Note to self: - 11/7/2008 3:09:35 AM   
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Note to Self:
Find the sound file of Barney going insane and killing the kids on the show for holly to enjoy...

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