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Was Jesus Gay? - 12/15/2005 12:34:47 PM

knees2you

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If Jesus behaved to today as he did then, he would most certainly be labeled gay. There are two other related questions, was his sexual preference male and did he have sex with males. These two are much harder to answer.

I know that this is a little off the Beaten path.

I Believe, from what I have read He was not.

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RE: Was Jesus Gay? - 12/15/2005 12:44:15 PM

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Sometimes you can come up with the strangest things. lol

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RE: Was Jesus Gay? - 12/15/2005 1:12:20 PM

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Your started a dangerous topic which I would not even dare to start...

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RE: Was Jesus Gay? - 12/15/2005 1:33:40 PM

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quote:

If Jesus behaved to today as he did then, he would most certainly be labeled gay. There are two other related questions, was his sexual preference male and did he have sex with males. These two are much harder to answer.

Who cares if he was or not? Even if he were that only means as people in general we are even more of a disappointment to him by discriminating against gays.

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RE: Was Jesus Gay? - 12/15/2005 1:58:13 PM

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quote:

If Jesus behaved to today as he did then, he would most certainly be labeled gay.

probably, but let's not forget the labels
indigent
homeless
unemployed
submissive
mentally ill
a "bad" influence
a BIG credit risk
unkempt
fashion 'faux pas'
blasphemer
liar
pussy
survivalist
criminal
faith-healer
messiah
messenger
and this slave's all time favorite:
rabble-rouser!

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RE: Was Jesus Gay? - 12/15/2005 3:26:55 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth

quote:

If Jesus behaved to today as he did then, he would most certainly be labeled gay.

probably, but let's not forget the labels
indigent
homeless
unemployed
submissive
mentally ill
a "bad" influence
a BIG credit risk
unkempt
fashion 'faux pas'
blasphemer
liar
pussy
survivalist
criminal
faith-healer
messiah
messenger
and this slave's all time favorite:
rabble-rouser!

Lets not forget -

fraterniser of prostitues
cannabis user
carpenter
sex symbol
God
political rebel
guily of sedition
healer
prophet
teacher
brother
son
dissident
bastard
liberator
sage
baptist
black
breaker of laws
anointed
christ
exorcist
king
Bodhisattva
musician
jew
yeshua
Isa
Saint Issa
smelly
Lord
Lamb
sacrifice
saviour
enviromentalist

Peace and Rapture

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RE: Was Jesus Gay? - 12/15/2005 5:18:21 PM

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Ok, my Belief is that He was not nor never will be.

I just felt it Ironic that people would even have the
audacity to even think about it, even write it.

I have excepted Jesus, and if the Bible shows he wasn't
then be it so..

Besides considering the Trinity, I know for sure He was not.

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Sometimes you can come up with the strangest things. lol

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RE: Was Jesus Gay? - 12/15/2005 5:26:49 PM

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LOL,

Roedy thinks everybody is gay.

LMAO,
Ron

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RE: Was Jesus Gay? - 12/15/2005 5:59:33 PM

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*picks up matches*

Hmmm. . . was the biblical Jesus gay? Or did he even exist? It is possible that the biblical Jesus is nothing more than an amaglimation of the many prophets and messiahs that were popular at the time. It is not like anything written about him was written DURING his life.

Maybe Monty Python was right, and it was a guy named Brian.

*backing away slowly, still holding the matches*

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RE: Was Jesus Gay? - 12/15/2005 9:23:56 PM

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quote:

*picks up matches*

Hmmm. . . was the biblical Jesus gay? Or did he even exist? It is possible that the biblical Jesus is nothing more than an amaglimation of the many prophets and messiahs that were popular at the time.
quote:

It is not like anything written about him was written DURING his life.

Maybe Monty Python was right, and it was a guy named Brian.

*backing away slowly, still holding the matches*

Ah but some of the stuff Jesus was doing was written during His time.

But that's ok You know what's right in the back of your mind.

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"You can see, but Still be Blind."

Sincerely, Ant

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RE: Was Jesus Gay? - 12/16/2005 3:26:22 AM

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Well I'm gay....and I was "made in God's own image"...

So I guess God must be a flaming queen?

It makes sense to me.

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RE: Was Jesus Gay? - 12/16/2005 5:29:10 AM

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quote:

Well I'm gay....and I was "made in God's own image"...

So I guess God must be a flaming queen?

It makes sense to me.

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~William B. Yeats

Amen to that!

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RE: Was Jesus Gay? - 12/16/2005 6:28:33 AM

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Possibly bisexual, he did enjoy the company of Mary Magdalene.

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RE: Was Jesus Gay? - 12/16/2005 7:30:59 AM

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He definitely was a bi-sexual switch, a VERY heavy bottom, but also a mentally challenging top.

But this thread merits re-telling of my favorite "lifestyle" joke...

Why did Jesus die on the cross?
He forgot his safe-word.

Jeez, 3 days of 101 fever and my first post lends to the expectation of a lighting bolt.

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RE: Was Jesus Gay? - 12/16/2005 5:52:44 PM

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Jesus was a Dom; Mary Magdelene was His subbie. Doesn't anyone remember the scene where Mary Madgelene washes His feet with her tears and dries them with her hair?

candystripper

P.S. i think we tend to see Jesus as we wish Him to be; i mean, what are the odds He was blonde/blue? More likely He was partially African-American but for some reason this allegation tends to send people over the Moon.

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RE: Was Jesus Gay? - 12/17/2005 5:09:07 AM

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All I can say is.............Thank god I'm an atheist.

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RE: Was Jesus Gay? - 12/17/2005 8:30:32 AM

LadyJulieAnn

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I don't know if he was gay, but this is kinda fun:

http://www.jesusdressup.com/

Be well,
Julie

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RE: Was Jesus Gay? - 12/17/2005 2:42:16 PM

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Interesting question, and perhaps a rather questionable one to pose too.

Lemme see, what to say about this all.

Asking if Jesus was gay ranks right up there with the taboo question posed by Carl Jung in some of his essays about the human psyche. The question he posed was; "Did God create mankind or did Mankind create god?"

And well, honestly the answer doesn't matter primarily because the question itself is one geared to provoke a "pissing match" rather than bring enlightenment or education with the vast majority of those asked.

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RE: Was Jesus Gay? - 12/17/2005 3:11:57 PM

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In the Bible, Jesus talked about Marrage being One Man & One Woman joined together & not man with man & woman with woman as well, just 1 Man & 1 Woman joined together & together the they form a Family, & they way he talked & lived, no he was not Gay.

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RE: Was Jesus Gay? - 12/17/2005 3:58:13 PM

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More likely He was partially African-American but for some reason this allegation tends to send people over the Moon.

Don't mean to be picky pinky... but america didnt exist as america then, let alone african american. He was most probably middle easten in origin, or possible african due to and the way the world existed in past history. But american - most definately not.

He also was not a dominant in the same interpretation as we know of today. In fact, He would be described more as a submissive. He was a servant and a server. He was subservient. He also washed the feet of his disciples...

God was the Dominant.
Jesus the submissive.
Holy Spirit switch.
And angels are slaves.

Peace and Love

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