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sirsholly -> RE: I made it (11/5/2008 9:38:04 AM)
oh stop whining... You said you have a half of a boot left. You can survive for at least two more days.

VirginPotty -> RE: I made it (11/5/2008 9:39:26 AM)
Take the shoelaces out for desert

sirsholly -> RE: I made it (11/5/2008 9:42:54 AM)
nods too bad you didn't have OdorEaters....you coulda had a midnight snack.

cjan -> RE: I made it (11/5/2008 9:54:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: persephonee Darlin you can rationalize it however ya wanna....and you know youre too much of a gentleman to pick up a slut on the beach. We wouldnt be engaged if you were that sort of man....btw...did you decide whether we are inviting your aunt? You know shes a drinker.... Ponders what's wrong with picking up sluts on the beach Is it ok to pick up sluts in bars, at the library, in museums online ?

persephonee -> RE: I made it (11/5/2008 10:04:16 AM)
i think picking up sluts anywhere anytime is the absolute right thing to do....i do it myself on my days off...Sci is just old fashioned and so far has been too busy playing with the teenytiny sweet kittehs in Greedys house.

soul2share -> RE: I made it (11/5/2008 10:14:48 AM)
YO KITTEHS!!!!!! LISTEN UP!!!!! You only get your Fancy feast when Sci is released UNHARMED........that's the deal, you evil little beasties! (Course, Sci, if you manage to break away, it probably wouldn't hurt to pick up a few cans....insurance, ya know? 'Sides if you tell them that you're gonna get FF, they'll let you out to go get another shoe or two!) [:D]

VampiresLair -> RE: I made it (11/5/2008 10:17:19 AM)
The kittehs know they have the upper hand...urm...paw Threaten fleas... you will release fleas if they do not comply. And then, the only cure will be a flea dip!

LumusandtheLady -> RE: I made it (11/5/2008 11:27:42 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly nods too bad you didn't have OdorEaters....you coulda had a midnight snack. Not all of us are blessed with your stinky feet, Ass-Holl.

sirsholly -> RE: I made it (11/5/2008 11:40:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LumusandtheLady quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly nods too bad you didn't have OdorEaters....you coulda had a midnight snack. Not all of us are blessed with your stinky feet, Ass-Holl. the only time my feet smell is when i accidently step in cow shit. So there [sm=tongue.gif] wise ass...

soul2share -> RE: I made it (11/5/2008 11:44:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: LumusandtheLady quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly nods too bad you didn't have OdorEaters....you coulda had a midnight snack. Not all of us are blessed with your stinky feet, Ass-Holl. the only time my feet smell is when i accidently step in cow shit. So there [sm=tongue.gif] wise ass... ewwwwwww----- why would you be outside in the pastures in bare feet?????

sirsholly -> RE: I made it (11/5/2008 11:48:50 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: soul2share quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: LumusandtheLady quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly nods too bad you didn't have OdorEaters....you coulda had a midnight snack. Not all of us are blessed with your stinky feet, Ass-Holl. the only time my feet smell is when i accidently step in cow shit. So there [sm=tongue.gif] wise ass... ewwwwwww----- why would you be outside in the pastures in bare feet????? OK...here is an offical lesson in Cow Shit Steppin'. Please take notes. - i always wear shoes in the pasture...but fresh cow plop can squish up over the top on the shoes. It is a lovely feeling. -i do go out into the yard in my bare feet...weather permitting. There are times when the bovine bastads will get loose, eat the grass in the yard, leave a calling card, and then get back into the pasture to kabitz with their buddies. Life on a farm.....gotta love it!!!

KMsAngel -> RE: I made it (11/6/2008 12:02:52 AM)
how does your garden grow with all that fertilizer?

scifi1133 -> RE: I made it (11/6/2008 12:19:38 AM)
lol.

purepleasure -> RE: I made it (11/6/2008 5:10:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly I do go out into the yard in my bare feet...weather permitting. There are times when the bovine bastads will get loose, eat the grass in the yard, leave a calling card, and then get back into the pasture to kabitz with their buddies. Life on a farm.....gotta love it!!! Do they watch from the pasture and laugh at you when you do step in one of their gifts?

cjan -> RE: I made it (11/6/2008 5:31:11 AM)
holly, I volunteer to help you harvest the pie 'shrooms . Every dark cloud has a silver lining. ( or some such shit )

scifi1133 -> RE: I made it (11/7/2008 4:11:51 PM)
I made it home. As I was unpacking I saw a half eaten lizard fromt he cats. Is that like finding a horse head in your bed?

thornhappy -> RE: I made it (11/7/2008 4:13:24 PM)
Be vewy, vewy careful. The kittehs may be watching...

scifi1133 -> RE: I made it (11/7/2008 4:15:53 PM)
As long as they have not gotten to my roomates cats I think I will be okay now lol....Its a long way to come get me in Richmond lol.

GreedyTop -> RE: I made it (11/7/2008 4:17:01 PM)
kitty telepathy.. be afraid...

KMsAngel -> RE: I made it (11/7/2008 4:18:10 PM)
however, which half was eaten, whether it was upside down or upside right, and whether it was a neat incision or rough wrenching may have been some kind of subtle kitteh clues, to the current house cats, as to your eventual future.... be very afraid, sci, and never let your guard down....

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