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scifi1133 -> I made it (11/1/2008 12:30:01 PM)

I made it to florida....it is to bright here. I don't know where I am. I was left in a house in the middle of nowhere. I am scared.
p.s. send food.
Bwuahahahahahahaha



GreedyTop -> RE: I made it (11/1/2008 12:31:34 PM)

quitcher bitchin.. Ileft pasta, a can of tuna, and two cans of spaghetti and meatballs. There's cat kibble on top of the fridge.  WTF do you want?  crybaby!!

sheesh.



scifi1133 -> RE: I made it (11/1/2008 12:37:02 PM)

The cats have eaten all the food and stolen my bag. I am going to wait till tonight and use a lighter and a mirror to try to signal a passing plane for help. I think I remember morse code.
The cat is guarding the door.



GreedyTop -> RE: I made it (11/1/2008 12:38:08 PM)

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! he's getting punchy...

*rubs hands together*



scifi1133 -> RE: I made it (11/1/2008 12:41:52 PM)

I think I can cook my shoes.



piratecommander -> RE: I made it (11/1/2008 12:44:36 PM)

Are you sure you're not in the hands of a mind altering sect ? If you didn't leave a trail of breadcrumbs we're going to have trouble finding you........in which case,good luck and may your god be with you.



LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: I made it (11/1/2008 12:44:57 PM)

Actually, shoes properly prepared sounds a whole lot better than the food she left you.  I'd complain!!!



CalifChick -> RE: I made it (11/1/2008 12:46:36 PM)

I'm sure she also left you the toaster.



Cali



Darias -> RE: I made it (11/1/2008 12:47:02 PM)

stop picking on the Greedy one.... shes nice enough to accommodate a po-po despite what its gonna do to her reputation



sirsholly -> RE: I made it (11/1/2008 12:47:18 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: scifi1133

I think I can cook my shoes.

oo...i think i have a good recipe for fillet of sole

<---scampers off for the cookbook



Daddysredhead -> RE: I made it (11/1/2008 12:48:21 PM)

Sci...  godspeed my friend.  You could be in a heap of trouble.

on the other hand...  Greedy, leaving the cats in charge of him is pure genious!  [:D]



scifi1133 -> RE: I made it (11/1/2008 12:48:24 PM)

I'll be fine I just have to remember all that survival stuff I never paid attention to in the military. I tried leaving crumbs for a trail but the cats scattered them. Evil things.
I have a tube sock a paperclip and a match. I'm sure Macgyver could get me out of here with that lol.
And wheres Holly when I need a good shoe recipe.



Darias -> RE: I made it (11/1/2008 12:48:34 PM)

not  only is he gonna eat his shoes he`s gonna use one of HOLLY`s recipes to cook em

hey Sci.... dibs on having your bike when you die of food poisoning k?



everhope -> RE: I made it (11/1/2008 12:50:20 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Darias

stop picking on the Greedy one.... shes nice enough to accommodate a po-po despite what its gonna do to her reputation


what's a po-po? 



scifi1133 -> RE: I made it (11/1/2008 12:50:26 PM)

LOL I suppose but that doesn't make me feel better about you sending help lol.



Darias -> RE: I made it (11/1/2008 12:51:23 PM)

ask Sci .....its his word... i think it means policeman officer when he doesnt want to admit it out loud


bet no one gets the movie reference



scifi1133 -> RE: I made it (11/1/2008 12:53:16 PM)

I don't see the cats anymore, but I hear them moving.



Darias -> RE: I made it (11/1/2008 12:53:45 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: scifi1133

LOL I suppose but that doesn't make me feel better about you sending help lol.


Sci i think your a great bloke.... but eating your shoes.... trying to outsmart Greedys cats who,  just to remind you ,Own and Operate HER according to her sig , and using hollys recipes.... well mate if i didn't know better id say you were Trying to die :P


P.s.  this is the part in aliens where one drops from above and  eats you

Sci watch out for ceiling kittehs



sunshinemiss -> RE: I made it (11/1/2008 12:54:38 PM)

don't make any sudden movements and say three hail mary's and wear clean underwear and everything should be ok.



Daddysredhead -> RE: I made it (11/1/2008 12:55:05 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: scifi1133

I don't see the cats anymore, but I hear them moving.


Sweetie, they've gone ninja on you.  They're working in stealth mode now.

*be afraid*



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