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POTION
A woman goes to see her Doctor to complain about her husband. "Doctor, my husband and I have been married for nearly 20 years now, and he has stopped making love to me."
The Doctor replied: "Here, take this potion and give your husband three drops of it in his tea just before you go to bed. That should do the trick."
The next day the women returns, "Oh Doctor, what a fantastic potion you gave me. My husband and I made love all night and we even tried out some of that kinky stuff he was always dreaming of. Do you think I should give him twenty drops tonight?" To her the Doctor replied: "I would be a bit concerned about that much. Nobody has ever taken so much in one go, so I will leave the decision up to you. But be careful!"
On the following day, the woman returns yet again, glowing with happiness, but obviously walking in some pain. "Oh Doctor, you won't believe how fantastic my night was. I didn't sleep at all last night. My husband and I were at it for 10 hours non-stop, made love in 15 different positions, and I just can't wait till he gets home tonight. I think I will give him the whole bottle this time!" The doctor replied: "I am not so sure if this is a good idea. This was definitely never tried before, but make sure you let me know tomorrow what happened."
On the following morning, a little boy comes into the Doctor's practice. "Are you the jerk that gave my mother that potion?" The Doctor answered: "Yes, Why? What happened? Where is your mother?" "My mother is dead, my sister is pregnant, I can hardly walk and my Dad's running around the house calling 'Here kitty, kitty.......'".
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