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Product tag lines - 11/3/2008 9:52:47 AM

Daddysredhead

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Since I'm never home to see daytime tv, I watched some of the commercials and thought there could be better tag lines for the products they're selling...

Like, Dyson vacuums... they could just say

"Dyson... we suck"

What tag lines can you think of for other products?

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RE: Product tag lines - 11/3/2008 9:53:39 AM

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coke is shit..

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RE: Product tag lines - 11/3/2008 9:58:36 AM

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RE: Product tag lines - 11/3/2008 9:59:48 AM

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Rid X.

Your Um has cooties....

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RE: Product tag lines - 11/3/2008 9:59:51 AM

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Daddysredhead....the other white meat!

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RE: Product tag lines - 11/3/2008 10:00:57 AM

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Humm, interesting.

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RE: Product tag lines - 11/3/2008 10:01:59 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

Daddysredhead....the other white meat!

LMAO!!! thanks, Potty...

poor Chloe kitty thinks I'm deranged now from laughing so loud

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RE: Product tag lines - 11/3/2008 10:03:59 AM

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I'm sure Chloe's feelings of your insanity extend to other species as well!

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RE: Product tag lines - 11/3/2008 10:06:15 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

I'm sure Chloe's feelings of your insanity extend to other species as well!

the turtle, hamster, and fish are not allowed to voice their opinions on this matter

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RE: Product tag lines - 11/3/2008 10:12:05 AM

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What about the Lion, Tiger & BEAR?? Oh my!

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RE: Product tag lines - 11/3/2008 10:20:08 AM

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*swats you big time*

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RE: Product tag lines - 11/3/2008 10:26:21 AM

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not deranged anymore,,, INSANE

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RE: Product tag lines - 11/3/2008 10:39:08 AM

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*giggles*

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RE: Product tag lines - 11/3/2008 10:40:41 AM

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faerytattoodgirl - shake well before using.

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RE: Product tag lines - 11/3/2008 10:41:16 AM

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Kitty Litter not just for women named Kitty.

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RE: Product tag lines - 11/3/2008 10:42:42 AM

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RE: Product tag lines - 11/3/2008 10:43:56 AM

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PONDs facial cream for those who will not get between a womans legs.

Fabreeze use before you get between a womans legs.

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RE: Product tag lines - 11/3/2008 10:45:44 AM

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*Ray! You're wicked!*

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RE: Product tag lines - 11/3/2008 10:51:01 AM

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RE: Product tag lines - 11/3/2008 10:52:10 AM

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LOL...

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