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EGG TIMER - 11/3/2008 4:09:49 PM

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EGG TIMER

She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.

He walked in. She turned and said, "You've got to make love to me
this very moment."

His eyes lit up and he thought, "This is my lucky day." Not wanting to
lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all, right there
on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove.

More than a little puzzled, he asked, "What was that all about?"

She explained, "The egg timer's broken."

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RE: EGG TIMER - 11/3/2008 5:16:07 PM

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*GROAN*

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RE: EGG TIMER - 11/3/2008 8:19:09 PM

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The title and opening para give the punchline away dood

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RE: EGG TIMER - 11/7/2008 4:58:28 AM

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loved that 1 typical man

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RE: EGG TIMER - 11/7/2008 7:42:29 AM

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I admit the first time I am like an Excited Child and the Prospect of being able to take a new lass is more than the wee man can bear, However if I am allowed to eat those eggs and have some Juice and Toast then we can go on to time a Roast.

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RE: EGG TIMER - 11/7/2008 7:51:29 AM

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Wonderful thought Steel!!!!

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RE: EGG TIMER - 11/7/2008 7:54:58 AM

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Hmmm anyone ever consider that The Flash ( Barry Allen) could have been considered the original 3 1/2 second man? Or Superman..a bringer of road Rash du Jour?

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RE: EGG TIMER - 11/7/2008 10:03:57 AM

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Haha cute

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RE: EGG TIMER - 11/7/2008 12:21:50 PM

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