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Marc2b -> ATTENTION ALL COLLEGE STUDENTS! (11/4/2008 7:55:19 AM)
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The Election has been postponed until next week so that it will not interfere with Free Pot Day. In an effort to boost the economy, the Bush Administration is giving away free marijuana.
“The need for munchies will boost sales of Twinkies and tacos,” said an unidentified Administration spokeswomen. “This will kick the economy back into high gear.”
All college students who want free pot are directed to wait in their dorm rooms. A certified government marijuana dispenser will come by some time during the day to dispense a free half ounce of pot to each resident.
The Administration would also like to remind people to pass the dutchie on the left hand side.
Thank you and have a nice day.
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