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Mirror mirror... - 11/4/2008 8:22:23 AM

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Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together.

Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?'

Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the best looking [gorgeous] of them all, but sometimes I wonder.'

Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've never had it confirmed.'

They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the most gorgeous and Brad Pitt was the sexiest.

They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.

The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.'

Angelina Jolie perked up and said: 'And I know for sure that I'm the most gorgeous woman alive.'

But Brad Pitt lifted his sad face and said...
'Who the hell is Master Road?'

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RE: Mirror mirror... - 11/4/2008 8:35:06 AM

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I like your attitude.

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RE: Mirror mirror... - 11/4/2008 9:11:25 AM

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Gotta love a man with confedence.... :-D

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RE: Mirror mirror... - 11/4/2008 4:43:28 PM

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Sorry i don't get it could someone explain it please?

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RE: Mirror mirror... - 11/5/2008 5:14:38 PM

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Heh..there ya go :-)

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RE: Mirror mirror... - 7/7/2010 8:28:58 PM

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I just call em as I see em. LOL

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RE: Mirror mirror... - 7/8/2010 5:21:01 AM

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It's very clear that this wasn't a standing mirror, because if it had seen Angelina's skinny legs lately, I'm sure it would not have told her that.

But congrats Master Road, mirror never lies...

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RE: Mirror mirror... - 7/13/2010 7:22:58 PM

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Haaaaa Ha. Good One....smiles

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RE: Mirror mirror... - 7/14/2010 5:02:05 PM

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This reminds me of something a sub said to me years ago...

Q: "What does a submissive say after squirting for 3 hours and cumming all over until she can't walk and her knees are like rubber?"

A: "Thanks DDC"!

~DDC

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RE: Mirror mirror... - 7/15/2010 8:09:45 AM

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Great build-up, what's the punchline?

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