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sailorthor -> RE: Rules for Women (1/9/2006 11:02:33 PM)
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A few modifications, and I like the list very much:
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ORIGINAL: MTslave
1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
2. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
3. Don't make us guess.
4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
5. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
6. He's never thinking about "The Relationship."
7. Get rid of your dog. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other dog.
8. Cats are better than dogs.
9. Sunday = Sailing. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
10. Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time, even at Home Depot.
11. Anything you wear is fine. Really. The sexier the better.
12. You have too many clothes (on right now).
13. You have too many shoes.
14. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.
15. Your brother is an idiot.
16. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't mean what you think they mean.
17. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
18. Share the bathroom.
19. Share the closet.
20. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
21. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
22. Nothing says 'I love you' like sex in the morning.
23. Foreign films are best watched with subtitles.
24. Check your oil.
25. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is admissible in an argument - and I'll probably bring it up. Make damn sure you remember what you said, cause I will.
26. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we. Except when we do, and that is what maps and gas stations are for.
27. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. But we can provide some work out tips.
28. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
29. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
30. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
31. Go ahead and dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
32. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
33. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
34. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done-not both.
35. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
36. Don't make 50 rules when 36 will do.
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