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FreakyGuy4You -> Funny thought about profiles. (11/4/2008 9:23:07 PM)

I was just browsing through peoples profiles, reading everything they would have to say...... but I was just surprised at how many fake accounts there are. I just simply had to laugh, thought I would share my thought with everyone. Its not quite in the topic of bdsm by any means lol  but i thought i would just speak my mind at the moment.

why cant we stop this lol  ?



Usako -> RE: Funny thought about profiles. (11/4/2008 9:26:42 PM)

Why can't you stop it? It's a free site an danyone can join. Even if it wasn't a free site, scammers join paysites. I mean, if you're scamming people from money then you have a dispsoable amount to join a paysite...but many don't, it's easier to scam on CM.

There will always be fighting, racism, hatred, suffering and of course scammers (among other things) as long the human race rules the planet. It's just a fact of life, not too funny just pretty sad.



GreedyTop -> RE: Funny thought about profiles. (11/5/2008 12:37:34 AM)

:: head desk ::

dood... use the search function



scifi1133 -> RE: Funny thought about profiles. (11/5/2008 12:52:22 AM)

Dude. We are all fake didn't you know that.



sirsholly -> RE: Funny thought about profiles. (11/5/2008 1:57:36 AM)

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ORIGINAL: scifi1133

Dude. We are all fake didn't you know that.

speak for yourself, pondscum



Saratov -> RE: Funny thought about profiles. (11/5/2008 8:00:19 AM)

Yep, I'm really a cute 32yo lesbian trapped in the body of a fat, 54yo, balding Dom. [sm=gaah.gif]  [sm=needahug.gif]   [sm=mrpuffy.gif]



MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Funny thought about profiles. (11/5/2008 11:42:42 AM)

::hug:: It's ok.... I'm really a 22 year old redheaded, bisexual, subbie that's just wants to have some fun... trapped in a body of a..... 22 year old brunette, bisexual, subbie that just want to have some fun!!   LMAO



CarrieO -> RE: Funny thought about profiles. (11/5/2008 12:19:46 PM)

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ORIGINAL: FreakyGuy4You

I was just browsing through peoples profiles, reading everything they would have to say...... but I was just surprised at how many fake accounts there are.



How do we know you're not a fake?  You're new.....just wait till the Ghanaian scammers start attacking you like flies on poo.  [:'(]

Try not to take it too serious.
 
**runs off to perv Saratov as a 23yr old lesbian.....that's hawt!**



Musicmystery -> RE: Funny thought about profiles. (11/5/2008 12:26:54 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: FreakyGuy4You

I was just browsing through peoples profiles, reading everything they would have to say...... but I was just surprised at how many fake accounts there are. I just simply had to laugh, thought I would share my thought with everyone. Its not quite in the topic of bdsm by any means lol  but i thought i would just speak my mind at the moment.

why cant we stop this lol  ?



You need to learn the difference between funny-peculiar and funny-ha-ha.

Humor belongs to the latter.



FreakyGuy4You -> RE: Funny thought about profiles. (11/5/2008 12:27:00 PM)

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Why can't you stop it?
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ORIGINAL: Usako

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How do we know you're not a fake?
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ORIGINAL: CarrieO

wow....   i was merely making a joke about something and people are giving me attitude ?

are you always this friendly to newer people joking about how many spammers and fakes there are. and honestly i could care less if you think im a fake, im not here to impress you, or to talk to you, or even ask your opinion of if you think im fake. your attitude is terrible towards someone you dont even know, while i making a joke about something. but yea great attitude everyone, try not to let the door hit your ass on the way out. actually, go ahead and let it you.

have a great day everyone. sorry your all so grumpy and old.

try to have a better day than what you are already. 





Musicmystery -> RE: Funny thought about profiles. (11/5/2008 12:28:15 PM)

AND you need to learn to tell when people are joking with you.





FreakyGuy4You -> RE: Funny thought about profiles. (11/5/2008 12:30:37 PM)

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You need to learn the difference between funny-peculiar and funny-ha-ha.

Humor belongs to the latter.
quote:

ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

This is the Humor section of Collarme, excuse me that what i have to say isnt up to your standards of what is "funny" or not.

maybe you can make your own section and write jokes for us all to be humored and entertained, since you of course know whats so funny to everyone else.





FreakyGuy4You -> RE: Funny thought about profiles. (11/5/2008 12:32:04 PM)

joking with someone they dont know in a rude way.... is not something you do to someone you dont know.

i dont know how you talk to people, but surely that is not the appropriate thing to do.

if you dont like what i say, dont read it or dont respond. its not that difficult of a task.

trust me, i wont be writing into your silly forums again.   i see what kind of people are here. 

good day to all.




SteelofUtah -> RE: Funny thought about profiles. (11/5/2008 12:37:49 PM)

~~Dusts off his Rippled Abs, and Straightens his Calvin Klein Boxer Briefs Removes the Long Golden locks from His Blue Eyes and extends his manly hand to FreakyGuy4You~~

Hey I'm Steel. I'm the Super Uber Master Of all that is Submissive.

Ignore all those people they are obviously Fake and Liars.

I'll show you around and introduce you to the 6 women who live in Africa and are Bikini Models but cannot afford the Plan Ticket to the states but would be a willing lifetime sex slave to anyone who would be willing to help them get here to the states.

Or I happen to know a few Domme's who are looking for new sub men to give them tributes in return they will let you service thier mouth and pussy with your pathetic dick.

Or maybe you are looking for the Old Guard Training house of the Ancient Methods of Mastery passed down from The Marquis De Sade.

Only the Real and Twue Lord God Masters know the secret Handshake to get it.

Steel



Musicmystery -> RE: Funny thought about profiles. (11/5/2008 1:03:03 PM)

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joking with someone they dont know in a rude way.... is not something you do to someone you dont know.


Oh, my child, you are so new here....



CarrieO -> RE: Funny thought about profiles. (11/5/2008 1:25:11 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

~~Dusts off his Rippled Abs, and Straightens his Calvin Klein Boxer Briefs Removes the Long Golden locks from His Blue Eyes and extends his manly hand to FreakyGuy4You~


*Swoon......Oh Manly Master Steel.....May I help dust off your rippled abs and straighten those briefs....sigh!!!!


FreakyGuy4You.....

No one has been rude...not really, and please remember that you've posted this in a public forum...in the humor section, no less.  While it is funny (?) that there are fakes and scammers on here and so many threads have been started about this topic that it might make your head spin....there's nothing funny about whining when people respond to you after speaking your mind by speaking theirs.  There are some mighty fine people here (fakes all of them) and you really need to learn to not take things so serious. Or choose not to....no loss.

Have a day.



persephonee -> RE: Funny thought about profiles. (11/5/2008 1:38:07 PM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

:: head desk ::

dood... use the search function



stop hitting your head to the desk..youll break your desk.



GreedyTop -> RE: Funny thought about profiles. (11/5/2008 5:55:39 PM)

not to mention the headaches...



MadAxeman -> RE: Funny thought about profiles. (11/5/2008 6:24:55 PM)

How can we not read it if we don't like it if we don't read it?
See, that's funnier already.



persephonee -> RE: Funny thought about profiles. (11/5/2008 6:26:29 PM)

Axey...can you come over here and make me....laugh?



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