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maskedsow -> STAY OF EXECUTION (11/5/2008 3:20:47 AM)

STAY OF EXECUTION

An attorney got home late one evening, after a very taxing day trying to get a stay of execution for a client, James Wright, who was due to be hanged at midnight. His last-minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed, and he was feeling worn out and depressed.

As soon as he got through the door at home, his wife started on him about, "What time of night do you call this? Where have you been?" And on and on.

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long, hot soak in the bathtub, still pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks.

While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered it, and was told that her husband's client had been granted his stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.

Finally realizing what a trying day her husband must have had, she decided to go upstairs to give him the good news.

As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband's rear end as he was bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.

"They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said.

He whirled around and screamed, "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?"



sirsholly -> RE: STAY OF EXECUTION (11/5/2008 3:21:51 AM)

[:D]



darchChylde -> RE: STAY OF EXECUTION (11/5/2008 8:46:38 AM)

Thanks, coffee just went down the wrong pipe.  Would have been better just to spit on the screen.



persephonee -> RE: STAY OF EXECUTION (11/5/2008 10:14:22 AM)

i thought it was always better to just swallow...did i read that wrong?



darchChylde -> RE: STAY OF EXECUTION (11/5/2008 11:00:28 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: persephonee

i thought it was always better to just swallow...did i read that wrong?


*gulp*



spinninsweetness -> RE: STAY OF EXECUTION (11/5/2008 12:50:21 PM)

[:D][:)][:D]



MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: STAY OF EXECUTION (11/5/2008 6:43:29 PM)

The joke is great!!  And DarchChylde, I, too find it better to swallow than to spit.... [:D][8D]



GreedyTop -> RE: STAY OF EXECUTION (11/5/2008 6:47:36 PM)

lmao!!



persephonee -> RE: STAY OF EXECUTION (11/5/2008 9:17:28 PM)

[:D]



curiousgirlie -> RE: STAY OF EXECUTION (11/6/2008 10:34:18 AM)

ok... i did not get it. *blushes* could anyone expalin it?



darchChylde -> RE: STAY OF EXECUTION (11/6/2008 2:38:10 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: curiousgirlie

ok... i did not get it. *blushes* could anyone expalin it?


Just in case you're not kidding, read the end like this:

____________

While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered it, and was told that her husband's client had been granted his stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.

Finally realizing what a trying day her husband must have had, she decided to go upstairs to give him the good news.

As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband's rear end as he was bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.

"They're not hanging right tonight," she said.

He whirled around and screamed, "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?"

____________

For more detail:  The husband's client's last name is a homonym for the word "right".  When she went upstairs to tell her husband that his client was granted a stay of execution, because of his stance while drying she had an unobstructed view of her husband's hanging sack.

So, when she made the comment "They're not hanging Wright tonight."; knowing her view, the husband assumed that his sexually frustrated wife meant his balls weren't hanging in the manner that they should and was making a comment to that effect.  This was the cause for his exclamation requesting that she would give him a break.



tsatske -> RE: STAY OF EXECUTION (11/6/2008 6:05:29 PM)

Darch,
didn't you even READ below her vanilla ice cream cone? she is only 16!
No, we can't explain it to you! come back when you have two more posts! [:D]



BlackPhx -> RE: STAY OF EXECUTION (11/6/2008 7:52:20 PM)

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poenkitten




MadAxeman -> RE: STAY OF EXECUTION (11/6/2008 8:53:41 PM)

Perhaps even more pertinent is that she is using a second language.
How's your understanding of Hungarian jokes?



tsatske -> RE: STAY OF EXECUTION (11/6/2008 9:19:14 PM)

MadAxe,
Humour is the hardest part of any language to get. I have always been esp. careful about telling jokes around friends for whom English is not their first language, until I know them well enough to know that their language ability extends to grasping humour. Honestly, I did not go look at her profile before I typed my response - it was not a complaint about her - i relize it may have sounded like I was accusing her of being a newbie troll, when, really, I was only teasing her, and not about trolling, only about being a newbie in general. The number of posts tends to catch my eye when it gets in the high teens, it always looks like an 'age' to me and makes me do a double take.



MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: STAY OF EXECUTION (11/6/2008 10:17:20 PM)

................To be 16 again....... In age, or in posts to CM!!! lol  ::day dreams::



MadAxeman -> RE: STAY OF EXECUTION (11/6/2008 10:45:11 PM)

I also didn't mean to sound so strident.
I'm bad.
Mail her and say hi?



curiousgirlie -> RE: STAY OF EXECUTION (11/6/2008 11:55:28 PM)

lol, thx a lot, i got it now.
Actually, the red right part was enough - Im not that bad at jockes.:)

thx tsatske. [;)]
Actually, Im, 22, so do not feel bad about having explaind the joke.
And do not worry for a sec - I know you were only joking. Somehow it did not sound serious:)
Though I think most difficoult part of a language is songs. Not nicely sung ones, but those where you can barely understand what they are trying to say. (Because of the loud music and noise and all).
But you are right, one needs a lot more than just some vocabulary to understand a joke.

So, no offence taken.




MadAxeman -> RE: STAY OF EXECUTION (11/7/2008 1:04:30 AM)

We are the coolest people on CM.
Lemme hear you all say 'Goulash'



Saratov -> RE: STAY OF EXECUTION (11/7/2008 5:56:50 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MadAxeman

We are the coolest people on CM.
Lemme hear you all say 'Goulash'


[sm=confused.gif] Why do you need rubber shoes/boots?  Is it raining or snowing there? [sm=mop.gif]



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