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The Headache - 11/5/2008 4:42:57 PM

mydestiny2043

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A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, 'I have a headache.'
''Perfect!', her husband said. 'I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with crushed aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository, it's up to you.'

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RE: The Headache - 11/5/2008 6:40:13 PM

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HAHAHA!! That's GREAT!!!!

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RE: The Headache - 11/5/2008 9:48:38 PM

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RE: The Headache - 11/6/2008 7:49:13 AM

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RE: The Headache - 11/6/2008 8:16:30 AM

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oh yeah??...well here ya go...

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RE: The Headache - 11/6/2008 8:16:43 AM

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Trojan and Bayer have Merged

Their New Slogan.

"Now there's No Excuse"

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RE: The Headache - 11/6/2008 8:43:08 AM

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Dammit!!!!!...that excuse hasnt ever worked for me....ever....orgasm is the best cure for a headache...and cramps...and money issues....

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RE: The Headache - 11/6/2008 10:18:58 PM

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I just told someone tonight that orgasms were the best cure for a headache.... And asked if help were needed.... Oh... wait.... I didn't say that.... ::adjusts halo back neatly ontop of horns::

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RE: The Headache - 11/7/2008 2:16:45 AM

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RE: The Headache - 11/7/2008 4:43:33 AM

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that is a blinder lol

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