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ResidentSadist -> -=World Peace - Naked Guns=- (11/5/2008 10:18:14 PM)

-=World Peace - Naked Guns=-

There has been a lot of politics in the air and I found myself sharing my old solution for world peace.  About 30 years ago when I started collecting guns, I came upon this formula for world peace.

1.  Take away everyone’s clothes
2.  Give everyone a gun
3.  Let sit for 90 days 

After 90 days most all of the assholes would be dead and there would be nothing left to fight over because we could clearly see who had the biggest dick.  I was very young when I thought of this but I think this solution still holds merit.  People would be a hell of a lot more considerate to each other if everyone was nekked and armed.



GreedyTop -> RE: -=World Peace - Naked Guns=- (11/5/2008 10:20:55 PM)

*snort*



IAMChristine -> RE: -=World Peace - Naked Guns=- (11/5/2008 10:31:52 PM)

i prefer to imagine my future as being naked against an unarmed, very hairy male.  [image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m16.gif[/image]



AquaticSub -> RE: -=World Peace - Naked Guns=- (11/5/2008 11:46:39 PM)

Aww... I'd die and it wouldn't even be because of a bullet. I have cold-induced asthma



Naga -> RE: -=World Peace - Naked Guns=- (11/5/2008 11:50:52 PM)

What was it the Heinlein said? An armed society is a polite society? I am not so sure about the naked part though. [8D]



everhope -> RE: -=World Peace - Naked Guns=- (11/6/2008 2:15:47 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

-=World Peace - Naked Guns=-
1.  Take away everyone’s clothes
2.  Give everyone a gun
3.  Let sit for 90 days 


i am all for it as long as we are on a tropical island.



shivermetimbers -> RE: -=World Peace - Naked Guns=- (11/6/2008 5:42:02 AM)

but where are we holstering those pistols!!![sm=gaah.gif]



beargonewild -> RE: -=World Peace - Naked Guns=- (11/6/2008 6:49:45 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: shivermetimbers

but where are we holstering those pistols!!![sm=gaah.gif]


*LOL.....snorts coffee on desk*
sheesh, that's something I'd be expected to say!



DesFIP -> RE: -=World Peace - Naked Guns=- (11/6/2008 7:23:33 AM)

It might work for problems among men. It wouldn't for women, we don't go around starting fights because we feel disadvantaged sizewise.



Dnomyar -> RE: -=World Peace - Naked Guns=- (11/6/2008 7:26:07 AM)

There is a lot of difference in men sizewise also. But I can lick my forehead so I don't care.



beargonewild -> RE: -=World Peace - Naked Guns=- (11/6/2008 7:27:53 AM)

Don't forget that there's a segment of the male population who refuse to hold, let alone use a firearm! (waves around membership card)



Dnomyar -> RE: -=World Peace - Naked Guns=- (11/6/2008 8:00:30 AM)

Let me go back up to christeen. Hey can you drop the hairy part?



IAMChristine -> RE: -=World Peace - Naked Guns=- (11/6/2008 8:05:50 AM)

yes, and since it's only 26 degrees this morning, warm would be nice.



faerytattoodgirl -> RE: -=World Peace - Naked Guns=- (11/6/2008 8:17:44 AM)

90% of us would die due to being to cold.

all of us canadians dead for sure with our snow and rain ..especially in this month.

right now people like bear are experiencing snow....i think he's up northern ontario where tonight 10 inches of snow expected....if your naked in that...you die.

so no need for guns.




MadAxeman -> RE: -=World Peace - Naked Guns=- (11/6/2008 9:32:23 AM)

Ray doesn't have a long tongue, just a very low forehead.



IAMChristine -> RE: -=World Peace - Naked Guns=- (11/6/2008 9:34:53 AM)

rofl...you guys are killing me this morning!



faerytattoodgirl -> RE: -=World Peace - Naked Guns=- (11/6/2008 9:56:07 AM)

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ORIGINAL: IAMChristine

rofl...you guys are killing me this morning!


tackles christine and tickles her all over......death????? will this work???

TICKLE TICKLE TICKLE

PURPLE NURPLE
EAR FLICK
SLURP
GOOSEY GOOSE



IAMChristine -> RE: -=World Peace - Naked Guns=- (11/6/2008 9:57:32 AM)

death by laughter would be great....can never laugh too much if you ask me.  bring it on!

what is a purple nurple?  lol



faerytattoodgirl -> RE: -=World Peace - Naked Guns=- (11/6/2008 10:03:35 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: IAMChristine

death by laughter would be great....can never laugh too much if you ask me.  bring it on!

what is a purple nurple?  lol



This term refers to the sharp pinching of someone's nipple and twisting violently. This can cause an insane amount of pain especially to girls and guys with pierced nips ;) also referred to as a Nip-Twister



Dnomyar -> RE: -=World Peace - Naked Guns=- (11/6/2008 11:05:37 AM)

[sm=tongue.gif] lets see if yours is longer than that max. You ladies please stand back. If you can't control yourselves then glance at max that will cool you off.



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