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Nexo -> The Dog Must Go (11/6/2008 3:53:20 PM)

The Dog Must Go!!!

The train was quite crowded, and the U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well-dressed middle-aged French woman's poodle.

The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?'

The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, 'Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat. She too is tired and needs her own seat.'

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog. 'Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired.'

She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant.'

This time the Marine didn't say a word, he just picked up the little dog, tossed her out the train window, and sat down.

The woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honor. Put this American in his place.'

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, 'Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window.'




persephonee -> RE: The Dog Must Go (11/6/2008 3:56:17 PM)

[:D]




NormalOutside -> RE: The Dog Must Go (11/6/2008 3:59:25 PM)

Something about this joke appeals to me :)




SteelofUtah -> RE: The Dog Must Go (11/6/2008 4:09:07 PM)

God Love the British.

I have a Mate would could have done something like that in Real life.

Steel




GreedyTop -> RE: The Dog Must Go (11/6/2008 4:42:48 PM)

*SNORT*




persephonee -> RE: The Dog Must Go (11/6/2008 4:48:12 PM)

GT...figures youd be here with any mention of the Brits....i think you have an actual fetish....what would we call that....attracted to any and all things British?...lemme google it.




lilmissdefiant -> RE: The Dog Must Go (11/6/2008 4:55:05 PM)

[:D][:D][:D]




GreedyTop -> RE: The Dog Must Go (11/6/2008 4:56:26 PM)

Anglophile.




BlackPhx -> RE: The Dog Must Go (11/6/2008 5:11:54 PM)

WHOOT! Love it.

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

poenkitten




ThatDaveGuy69 -> RE: The Dog Must Go (11/6/2008 5:20:05 PM)

Great joke - I can think of a few situations where telling it would have been horendously (in)appropriate!

Now for the real question:
How soon can someone use it as an excuse for the election/economy/war... 

Day 3 on the new job - loving every minute if it! :)

~Dave




sirsholly -> RE: The Dog Must Go (11/7/2008 2:18:00 AM)

[:D]




angelina01 -> RE: The Dog Must Go (11/7/2008 3:46:11 AM)

[:D]




flatearth -> RE: The Dog Must Go (11/25/2008 9:22:11 PM)

If you need an argument winner in States - remind them that they drive on the same side of the road as the French




GoodFeathers -> RE: The Dog Must Go (11/25/2008 10:57:42 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

God Love the British.

I have a Mate would could have done something like that in Real life.

Steel


Hear!  Hear!  I'd down a whole pot of Earl Grey to see this one happen in real life!  It'd prolly come out my nose, but I'd still do it.




MissEnchanted -> RE: The Dog Must Go (11/26/2008 4:27:32 PM)

[:D]




mummyman321 -> RE: The Dog Must Go (11/27/2008 6:32:49 AM)

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KonDomme -> RE: The Dog Must Go (11/27/2008 6:39:17 AM)

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FourQ -> RE: The Dog Must Go (11/27/2008 12:20:18 PM)

Most people from this area would say exactly that!




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