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MadAxeman -> Don't Read This (11/7/2008 5:55:00 AM)
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A pub landlord is shutting up for the night when there is a knock at the door. When he answers, a tramp asks him for a tooth-pick. He gives him the toothpick and the tramp goes off.
A few minutes later there is a second knock. When he answers, there is a second Tramp who also asks for a toothpick. He gets his toothpick and off he goes.
There is a third knock at the door, and a third tramp. The landlord says
"Don't tell me, you want a toothpick too."
"No, a straw," says the tramp.
The landlord gives him a straw but is curious as to why he wants it, so he asks the tramp why he wants a straw and not a toothpick.
To which the tramp replies
"Some bloke just threw up outside but all the good stuff's gone already".
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