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Unionize! - 11/7/2008 8:11:43 AM   
Satyr6406


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A dedicated union worker was attending a convention in Atlanta, Georgia and decided to check out the local brothels.
 
When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry. It isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.

 
His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, 'Why yes sir, this is a union house.

"We observe all union rules."

The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it!" the union man said.

He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.

"I'd like her," he said.

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam.
Then she gestured to awrinkled, 92-year old woman in the corner, "
"but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next."


< Message edited by Satyr6406 -- 11/7/2008 8:12:11 AM >


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RE: Unionize! - 11/7/2008 8:17:19 AM   
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RE: Unionize! - 11/7/2008 8:21:48 AM   
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RE: Unionize! - 11/7/2008 8:47:56 AM   
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I've been there. Nice Establishment

Ethel was a FINE Master Journeyman.

showed her experience in everything she did.

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RE: Unionize! - 11/7/2008 1:23:41 PM   
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RE: Unionize! - 11/8/2008 3:02:08 AM   
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RE: Unionize! - 11/9/2008 3:41:17 AM   
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Shit, that's because you cheap bastards won't fund her retirement !

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RE: Unionize! - 11/9/2008 4:10:36 AM   
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I'm sure you did all you could T.

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RE: Unionize! - 11/9/2008 5:29:48 PM   
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"Look for the Union 'stable'" 

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RE: Unionize! - 11/9/2008 6:38:14 PM   
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I hear she gives great head when she takes her teeth out.  You should try it.  Might like it.

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