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Start Each Day With A Positive Outlook - 11/7/2008 8:24:04 AM

Satyr6406

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How TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it 'President Obama'.

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'President Obama?'

6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'

7. Feel better?

GOOD - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi!

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RE: Start Each Day With A Positive Outlook - 11/7/2008 8:31:08 AM

zakkan

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My mouse just bit me...

My keyboard keys melted....

I got a BSoD...

And I managed to format my hard drive...

just by deleting that file..........

maybe I will feel better tomorrow....

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RE: Start Each Day With A Positive Outlook - 11/7/2008 11:45:50 AM

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You neocons are just burning up that the whole world is happy. An old old old joke from a dead dead party.

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RE: Start Each Day With A Positive Outlook - 11/8/2008 7:54:32 AM

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I loved it!! Thanks... I'mma have to do that, and show everyone I know! HAHAHA!! Thank you!!!

Edited to add it only works on the older computers... the new ones with Vista says "Do you want to perminately delete this folder?" Another reason I don't like change... LMAO!!

< Message edited by MarksFantasyGirl -- 11/8/2008 7:56:51 AM >

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RE: Start Each Day With A Positive Outlook - 11/8/2008 8:54:52 AM

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The original is almost lost in time.
'Housework' was the last version I saw.
Using massive fonts is wanky.

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