Lions, tigers, and douches...Oh my!

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Serenelysmiles -> Lions, tigers, and douches...Oh my! (11/7/2008 1:33:32 PM)
[sm=ass.gif]This is sure to make an impression as my first real post on this site. Part of my "homework" for today is request the assistance of others in determining the extent of my punishment this weekend. My Master would like to know if A/anyone has any suggestions (He really likes to make me uncomfortable, and enjoys medical play immensely) with regard to amounts, types of solutions, and different temperatures that He might employ with enemas and douchings this weekend as apparently that is what He is planning as a means of entertaining me when He gets home from His work week on Saturday. Please be kind.

sappatoti -> RE: Lions, tigers, and douches...Oh my! (11/7/2008 1:37:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Serenelysmiles This is sure to make an impression as my first real post on this site. ... Please be kind. I'm not sure that "Polls and Other Random Stupidity" should have been your first choice in areas to post this question. Be prepared in what the responses may be. Be prepared... and afraid. Be very afraid.

Serenelysmiles -> RE: Lions, tigers, and douches...Oh my! (11/7/2008 1:41:13 PM)
Ask a Master seemed more appropriate at first glance, but this seemed more adventurous....Hee, hee, but thanks for the warning, Sir.

Aylee -> RE: Lions, tigers, and douches...Oh my! (11/7/2008 1:46:33 PM)
quote: He might employ with enemas and douchings this weekend as apparently that is what He is planning as a means of entertaining me when He gets home from His work week on Saturday. So. . . . why does HE need a douche? Does HE have that "not so fresh" feeling? Anyway, I would suggest for HIM, anything above 212 degrees F. Seriously, as far as water temp goes, just spend the five bucks on a safe temperature duck (the kind you put in the baby's bath), if the duck says that it is okay, then you can use it.

CalifChick -> RE: Lions, tigers, and douches...Oh my! (11/7/2008 1:48:17 PM)
Typing in slashy speak is generally a horrific punishment. Cali

Serenelysmiles -> RE: Lions, tigers, and douches...Oh my! (11/7/2008 1:51:19 PM)
I think He means to entertain me by giving them to me, but that's just a guess on my part. Thanks for the reply about the heat..... 212 degrees....Yikes!!!!

Aylee -> RE: Lions, tigers, and douches...Oh my! (11/7/2008 1:53:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Serenelysmiles I think He means to entertain me by giving them to me, but that's just a guess on my part. Thanks for the reply about the heat..... 212 degrees....Yikes!!!! Maybe he would like your eggs poached? Really. . . use the water temperature duck!

persephonee -> RE: Lions, tigers, and douches...Oh my! (11/7/2008 1:54:50 PM)
would that work?? im sick of the pill

sirsholly -> RE: Lions, tigers, and douches...Oh my! (11/7/2008 2:00:13 PM)
aanything below tepid (check the duck) can lower the body tempature and send you into hypothermia.

TabrisMaceth -> RE: Lions, tigers, and douches...Oh my! (11/7/2008 2:07:09 PM)
Torturous medical play, huh? I got just the thing! Pretend you two are at a clinic, and he's the doctor and you're the patient. He says he'll be with you shortly, but he makes you wait three goddamn hours with nothing to do but read a couple of old housekeeping magazines. And when finally gets to you, he spends the whole of two minutes looking you over and tells you everything's fine. Now that's punishment! -Tabris

sirsholly -> RE: Lions, tigers, and douches...Oh my! (11/7/2008 2:08:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TabrisMaceth Torturous medical play, huh? I got just the thing! Pretend you two are at a clinic, and he's the doctor and you're the patient. He says he'll be with you shortly, but he makes you wait three goddamn hours with nothing to do but read a couple of old housekeeping magazines. And when finally gets to you, he spends the whole of two minutes looking you over and tells you everything's fine. Now that's punishment! -Tabris psssssttt....you forgot about the HUGE bill she has to pay for all of it

Serenelysmiles -> RE: Lions, tigers, and douches...Oh my! (11/7/2008 2:26:02 PM)
Actually, I'd have Him bill the insurance company, which would insure that He gets reimbursed for about ten percent of what He bills, and then have to go through it all again to make up the difference.

sirsholly -> RE: Lions, tigers, and douches...Oh my! (11/7/2008 2:27:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Serenelysmiles Actually, I'd have Him bill the insurance company, which would insure that He gets reimbursed for about ten percent of what He bills, and then have to go through it all again to make up the difference. does he know of this sadistic streak of yours?[:)]

Gwynvyd -> RE: Lions, tigers, and douches...Oh my! (11/7/2008 2:38:59 PM)
I am not going to be kind.. I know of the perfect medical punishment... You place a catheter http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwqcRUP35nI into the sub. clamp off the drain tube after they have emptied their bladder with a hemostat. screw in a bag of Sterile ( It has to be medical grade sterile water in an IV bag) water into the port on the foley. then filler up. keep the drain hose clamped untill the sub is full, squirming and crying. Then release the hemostat on the drain pipe.. and see how appectiative they are. be sure to remove the catheter. Gwyn, the evil one.

persephonee -> RE: Lions, tigers, and douches...Oh my! (11/7/2008 2:41:28 PM)
youre mean.....blinkblink

softandshy -> RE: Lions, tigers, and douches...Oh my! (11/7/2008 2:49:33 PM)
Volunteers her bitchboi. (Sorry dude. It's a case of protect thine own tender bits.)

Gwynvyd -> RE: Lions, tigers, and douches...Oh my! (11/7/2008 3:08:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: softandshy Volunteers her bitchboi. (Sorry dude. It's a case of protect thine own tender bits.) chuckles that would be right up his alley infact.... Hmm BTW confirmed with him he will be up for our wedding. say it with me folks.. Sadist... Saaaaadist.... EG Gwyn

persephonee -> RE: Lions, tigers, and douches...Oh my! (11/7/2008 3:11:26 PM)
saaaaddddiiiiiiisssst..... hmmm...doesnt make me feel any safer...wonder why??

Gwynvyd -> RE: Lions, tigers, and douches...Oh my! (11/7/2008 3:25:29 PM)
::GRINS:: Muhahahahaa you really shouldnt to be honest.. I am a bad bad woman when it comes to play when I am given the green light. The stories my bitchboi could tell ya'll Gwyn

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Lions, tigers, and douches...Oh my! (11/7/2008 3:29:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: persephonee would that work?? im sick of the pill the pill? date women..problem solved...no pill needed.

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