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The Porn Channel - 11/8/2008 5:42:27 AM

Nexo

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I booked into a hotel and said to the receptionist, 'I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled.'

'No,' she says, 'it's regular porn, you sick bastard.'

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RE: The Porn Channel - 11/8/2008 6:02:47 AM

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RE: The Porn Channel - 11/8/2008 3:09:40 PM

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RE: The Porn Channel - 11/8/2008 3:10:19 PM

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RE: The Porn Channel - 11/9/2008 7:26:15 AM

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Lol, a good one. I only can't get why the guy would not want any porn channels? Maybe he has his own stuff.

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RE: The Porn Channel - 11/9/2008 7:29:27 AM

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Some find it offensive.
Often there is a reminder on the menu screen.
Or maybe he knows he can't trust himself after hitting the mini bar.

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RE: The Porn Channel - 11/9/2008 7:30:41 AM

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*groan*

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RE: The Porn Channel - 11/9/2008 7:32:51 AM

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Bah, you'd be watching home movies Greedy.
Hard to find that 70's porno anymore.

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RE: The Porn Channel - 11/9/2008 10:07:49 AM

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Like it :)

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RE: The Porn Channel - 11/9/2008 11:35:16 AM

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ORIGINAL: MadAxeman

Bah, you'd be watching home movies Greedy.
Hard to find that 70's porno anymore.

havent got any of either... LOL

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RE: The Porn Channel - 11/9/2008 11:37:14 AM

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RE: The Porn Channel - 11/9/2008 11:56:45 AM

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I don't.. the ex kept it all

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