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maskedsow -> disabled (11/8/2008 8:26:47 AM)
Disabled so an irish man is at the bar, the barkeep tells him that it is time to close up so the man stands up to leave then suddenly falls. Oh my he says i must of had way to much to drink. So he crawls home and sneaks into bed hoping his wife wont hear. The next morning when he wakes up his wife is cooking, and the irish man thinks " woo got out of one with the wife last night" She walks into the room " the bar keep called, You forgot your wheelchair last night.

MadAxeman -> RE: disabled (11/8/2008 8:57:08 AM)
Ever consider not putting a clue to the punchline in the title? Just a thought. A bit of suspense always helps.

bondagelover1950 -> RE: disabled (11/8/2008 10:55:29 AM)
[sm=agree.gif] [sm=givemebeer.gif][sm=chug.gif][sm=car.gif]

maskedsow -> title missing (11/8/2008 11:48:47 AM)
Doh that was stupid of me wasn't it. Epic fail

MadAxeman -> RE: title missing (11/8/2008 12:12:54 PM)
No no, keep posting dood.

sirsholly -> RE: title missing (11/8/2008 3:12:33 PM)
[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

Saratov -> RE: title missing (11/8/2008 9:11:18 PM)
Yes, keep posting until you get it right. [sm=popcorn.gif] We'll wait.

MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: title missing (11/8/2008 9:32:10 PM)
It was still a good joke! lol ::hugs:: we all have those dumb moments... lol

Ultimus -> RE: title missing (11/8/2008 9:46:04 PM)
Look on the bright side, even though you made a mistake putting a big hint in the title, I chuckled at your "Epic fail" reaction. So you got a laugh out of me regardless. That's all that really matters, after all. [;)]

maskedsow -> RE: title missing (11/9/2008 8:25:31 AM)
Sweet my cunning plan worked

MadAxeman -> RE: title missing (11/9/2008 9:19:12 AM)
All plans are cunning until... Epic Fail I am so gonna start using that

GreedyTop -> RE: title missing (11/9/2008 9:20:06 AM)
MA.. have you seen www.failblog.org?

MadAxeman -> RE: title missing (11/9/2008 9:40:45 AM)
I like that. I've added it to my jokey links. Thank you. So Epic Fail is only new to me? Nobody tells us anyfin.

GreedyTop -> RE: title missing (11/9/2008 9:42:07 AM)
it's ok, honey.. I'll still stalk you :)

novabunny -> RE: title missing (11/9/2008 10:01:48 AM)
Back to the drawing board ... good joke btw :) ...wonders if you were having a blonde moment ;-) and yes i'm blonde so can make jokes about myself :) x nova x

MadAxeman -> RE: title missing (11/9/2008 10:53:27 AM)
50 posts Nova, that's a round of drinks on you.

persephonee -> RE: title missing (11/9/2008 11:22:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MadAxeman All plans are cunning until... Epic Fail I am so gonna start using that Axey...dont use the sound...cunning...and fail in the same space of time...subconscious clue that you might not be good at a certain activity that im too lady like to mention here.... pussy....erm...perse

MadAxeman -> RE: title missing (11/9/2008 6:05:01 PM)
Ah, a Freudian slit... I'll lick my eyebrows while you change your mind.

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