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sirsholly -> RE: When my D type / s type isn't there i.......... (11/8/2008 2:08:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DesFIP Steal all the pillows and fill up his side of the bed with books and magazines. i do this too...

missturbation -> RE: When my D type / s type isn't there i.......... (11/8/2008 5:10:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MadAxeman You bully missturbation too? Cool. Everybody bullies missturbation [:(]

VampiresLair -> RE: When my D type / s type isn't there i.......... (11/8/2008 5:14:32 PM)
When Fox isnt around, I hve been known not to bother emptying out the sink to get water for my coffee. The sink in the bathroom works just as well. I eat like a college student instead of actually cooking. I leave the doors open when I use the bathroom and when I shower. I turn up the heat and lounge around in my underwear.

MadameMarque -> RE: When my D type / s type isn't there i.......... (11/8/2008 5:32:27 PM)
Oh, but Lady, you have a servant of such unquestioning devotion!

OneMoreWaste -> RE: When my D type / s type isn't there i.......... (11/8/2008 6:48:14 PM)
Hm, so submissive women shave their legs on a regular basis?? Maybe there's something to this Dominance thing after all [:-]

MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: When my D type / s type isn't there i.......... (11/8/2008 7:48:47 PM)
Well, lets see... When Sweets isn't around, I: ~Pick at my feet ~Fart (he tells me "everyone farts!" but I will NOT do it around him!) ~I don't shave my legs (everywhere else is a MUST however... and he says that hair doesn't bother him... Well, sorry, I still shave for him!) ~Just pull my hair into a pony (once again, he doesn't care... but I DO!!) ~Wear the same clothes WAY more than one day before washing (not underwear though... EWW!) ~Don't wear the perfume he likes (I save it for him) ~take LOTS of pictures of myself... ~Do things myself that he would normally do for me ::wink wink:: and OFTEN! ~Sleep with panties on ~I eat... A LOT! ~I check myself out and dance in front of the mirror ~I compliment myself... ~I talk to myself... (well, I whisper to myself...Yes, I know, that seems to make it worse... lol) ~I cry... I don't cry around him... Mostly because he never lets me get that upset when he is around...

YourhandMyAss -> RE: When my D type / s type isn't there i.......... (11/8/2008 7:56:38 PM)
There isn't anything I wouldn't dare do or dream of doing when he's here that I wouldn't do when he's gone. We have a very laid back relationship and anything I can do when I am alone I can and do, do when he's here. However out of respect for him and not making him feel tortured I don't watch wife swap when he's home if it can be helped. There's one other thing I also sometimes avoid kissing the dog and making kissy wissy faces with her and at her, because he just sighs and says I am teaching her bad habbits. One time dureing a kiss fest she bit my lip cause she got so rambunctous. That was a big supprise I didn't know she could catch my lip with her tooth untill that moment. I also tend to masturbate more when I am alone than when he's home, and it's not cause anything he says or does, just i find I have amazing ripping good orgsms when I do it alone than with others. But I always tell him when I've done so and he says good for you baby I am proud. quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation cut my toe nails in bed. don't shave my legs every day. pick my nose. dance round my room to cheesy pop songs. eat in bed. pull faces at him whilst chatting in msn. pull faces at him whilst on the phone. have the dogs on my bed over night. don't wear makeup go bare foot more often than i wear heels. wear underwear. wear underwear that doesn't match. stay in my pj's all day. scratch my ass. What do you do when your D type / s type isn't there that you wouldn't dream of doing whilst they were there?

YourhandMyAss -> RE: When my D type / s type isn't there i.......... (11/8/2008 8:04:04 PM)
I do those kind of things even when he IS here and get away with it and more. quote: ORIGINAL: HotFaerieMama well as He's not here yet.. i get do do all those things.. and get away with it...

HotFaerieMama -> RE: When my D type / s type isn't there i.......... (11/9/2008 11:03:08 AM)
i do not bully missturbation at all never have so therefore not everyone does..

Daddysredhead -> RE: When my D type / s type isn't there i.......... (11/9/2008 1:16:31 PM)
When DaddyBoo isn't around, I: * stay in bed late * wear a baseball cap with my hair hanging out the back of it * don't wear makeup * belch * fart * spend too much time on the computer * eat junk food * smoke * let my laundry pile up till I feel like folding it and putting it away * cuss like a sailor * play with my buzzy toys * talk on the phone to my CM friends However, I have yet to bully misst. If I need to do so in order to save face on CM though, I suppose I will have to. sigh

Gwynvyd -> RE: When my D type / s type isn't there i.......... (11/9/2008 2:21:46 PM)
When my s type isnt here I : Pile up her side of the bed with things so it doesnt seem so damn big and lonely.. Snuggle my life sized bear Clip my toenails where ever I want ( usualy off the side of the bed) Secretly pick the crusties Create serious amounts of gas ( I am pregnant we have extra gas to spare) Eat Seafood lots. Snuggle the cat lots. Gwyn edited to add Masterbate A Lot. sighs* Send 9 volts folks! I need em.

Gwynvyd -> RE: When my D type / s type isn't there i.......... (11/9/2008 2:31:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation quote: ORIGINAL: MadAxeman You bully missturbation too? Cool. Everybody bullies missturbation [:(] well shit is am so far behind in these things! [sm=stickineye.gif][sm=wontshare.gif][sm=slappy.gif] Ok.. thats didnt seem as satisfying as I supposed it would.. [sm=dance.gif][sm=friends.gif][sm=highfive.gif][sm=whisper.gif][sm=pillowfight.gif][sm=needahug.gif] There, Much Better! Gwyn, so not the bully type.

MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: When my D type / s type isn't there i.......... (11/9/2008 10:21:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation quote: ORIGINAL: MadAxeman You bully missturbation too? Cool. Everybody bullies missturbation [:(] well shit is am so far behind in these things! [sm=stickineye.gif][sm=wontshare.gif][sm=slappy.gif] Ok.. thats didnt seem as satisfying as I supposed it would.. [sm=dance.gif][sm=friends.gif][sm=highfive.gif][sm=whisper.gif][sm=pillowfight.gif][sm=needahug.gif] There, Much Better! Gwyn, so not the bully type. Oh, that's just too cute!! lol And I don't bully her either... hell, I don't bully anyone... Well, besides Sweets when I'm trying to guilt him into coming to see me... lol

ArmoredOne -> RE: When my D type / s type isn't there i.......... (11/9/2008 10:46:42 PM)
There's not much that I do when she isn't here than I do when she is. Except sleep on the couch more often. Usually just too lazy to haul my dumb ass off to bed like a normal human should. I also talk with the cats more often. Beyond that, the only benefit to her being gone is I get to work on my armor in relative peace. Granted, when she'sgone, the crmbsnatchers are sound asleep, which simplifies that whole concept of uninterrupted work. Well... sheepish look I do put on my Sinatra hat and sing along with most of his songs. It's easier to do when she's not here to giggle and throw off my timing...

Harli -> RE: When my D type / s type isn't there i.......... (11/11/2008 11:29:29 PM)
There is not much that I do when Armored One is not home that I would not do when he was... but then again... I do spend alot more time on the computer... it is alot easier when he is not nibbleing on my neck...And I break out all the old movies you know the girl movies, Music Man Annie Seven Brides for Seven Brothers those type movies

AquaticSub -> RE: When my D type / s type isn't there i.......... (11/11/2008 11:32:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation cut my toe nails in bed. don't shave my legs every day. pick my nose. dance round my room to cheesy pop songs. eat in bed. pull faces at him whilst chatting in msn. pull faces at him whilst on the phone. have the dogs on my bed over night. don't wear makeup go bare foot more often than i wear heels. wear underwear. wear underwear that doesn't match. stay in my pj's all day. scratch my ass. What do you do when your D type / s type isn't there that you wouldn't dream of doing whilst they were there? Erm... I do everything on that list and he lives with me but wear underwear - except when he tells me to. Because he actually prefers me to wear the oppressive garments. That's right, my panties oppress me!

RainydayNE -> RE: When my D type / s type isn't there i.......... (11/11/2008 11:41:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LydiaSciKitten I use my hairbrush as a microphone and jump up and down on the bed singing Depeche Mode's Policy of truth. ahhh i LOVE depeche mode :) quote: ORIGINAL: LydiaSciKitten I do nasty things to my nipples. needle nosed pliers = yum a bad thing i do when i' not with him is that i don't sleep. =p no matter how early i have to get up, i can't get to sleep at all. when i'm with him, he keeps the "creepies" away =p

ResidentSadist -> RE: When my D type / s type isn't there i.......... (11/12/2008 12:01:07 AM)
When my S isn't here, or I’m fresh out of slaves, I find that I am my own slave bitch and I do the dishes even though Men Shouldn’t do Dishes.

zakkan -> RE: When my D type / s type isn't there i.......... (11/12/2008 12:09:25 AM)
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IAMChristine -> RE: When my D type / s type isn't there i.......... (11/12/2008 12:11:24 AM)
i agree, panties ARE oppressive. that is why in my singledom, i don't own a single pair of them.

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