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NuevaVida -> Ass u me - what's up with that? (11/8/2008 11:42:10 AM)
We've all heard the phrase: Assume makes an ass of u and me. Why do people say this? It seems a subtle way of saying "You're an ass for assuming" but then it would stand to reason it also says, "I'm also an ass" (from the "and me" part). I think it's a silly phrase. First, I don't think I'm an ass when someone makes an assumption about me, and second, why would I go around saying "Hey I'm an ass" ?? These are the things I think about on a lazy Saturday morning. Any other silly phrases that just don't make sense like that?

Jinger -> RE: Ass u me - what's up with that? (11/8/2008 11:46:10 AM)
Never say never always bothered me. It's a paradox in and of itself. Assumptions are very annoying depending on the conversation. So when you're first meeting someone, yes it's pretty natural to assume a few things right off the bat. But maybe you're talking politics right? And maybe you slip up with certain phrasing or posing and all of a sudden the person you're talking to jumps on you. "Oh so women are the problem, right?" "...No that's not what I meant at all..." See that? Annoying. He/she made an assumption and put words in your mouth to lower you in the conversation. Obnoxious. Obnoxious.

everhope -> RE: Ass u me - what's up with that? (11/8/2008 11:47:36 AM)
how about...i got ass! ps...Nueva, i am so sorry we did not get to meet at Folsom...the phone tag was fun ..hearing all the noise in the background...lol...next time?

GreedyTop -> RE: Ass u me - what's up with that? (11/8/2008 11:49:59 AM)
Jinger.. the never say never thing is meant as irony.,.

NuevaVida -> RE: Ass u me - what's up with that? (11/8/2008 11:50:48 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: everhope how about...i got ass! LOL I love it! "You're assuming, and by the way, I've got ass!" quote: ps...Nueva, i am so sorry we did not get to meet at Folsom...the phone tag was fun ..hearing all the noise in the background...lol...next time? Me too! In all the voicemails I heard the goings on around you more than I could actually hear you. Definitely next time. :)

Jinger -> RE: Ass u me - what's up with that? (11/8/2008 11:51:31 AM)
quote: ..Nueva, i am so sorry we did not get to meet at Folsom...the phone tag was fun ..hearing all the noise in the background...lol...next time? Not on "The Magic School Bus" it wasn't!

everhope -> RE: Ass u me - what's up with that? (11/8/2008 11:55:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NuevaVida quote: ORIGINAL: everhope how about...i got ass! LOL I love it! "You're assuming, and by the way, I've got ass!" quote: ps...Nueva, i am so sorry we did not get to meet at Folsom...the phone tag was fun ..hearing all the noise in the background...lol...next time? Me too! In all the voicemails I heard the goings on around you more than I could actually hear you. Definitely next time. :) well... at least we know we are real and don't have to assume...lol edited to take out an extra "we know"

everhope -> RE: Ass u me - what's up with that? (11/8/2008 11:56:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop Jinger.. the never say never thing is meant as irony.,. Greedy, you are cute when serious... edited to add: Greedy is always cute!

NuevaVida -> RE: Ass u me - what's up with that? (11/8/2008 12:01:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: everhope well... at least we know we are real and don't have to assume...lol LOL true....but do we still got ass? looks at my backside Yup...yup...I do!

GreedyTop -> RE: Ass u me - what's up with that? (11/8/2008 12:05:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: everhope quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop Jinger.. the never say never thing is meant as irony.,. Greedy, you are cute when serious... WTF?? I am ALWAYS cute, dammit!!!!!!!!!!

Daddysredhead -> RE: Ass u me - what's up with that? (11/8/2008 12:30:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NuevaVida quote: ORIGINAL: everhope well... at least we know we are real and don't have to assume...lol LOL true....but do we still got ass? looks at my backside Yup...yup...I do! Well, hell, I KNOW I do! LOL starts hearing "Baby Got Back" in the background [:D]

Daddysredhead -> RE: Ass u me - what's up with that? (11/8/2008 12:31:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop WTF?? I am ALWAYS cute, dammit!!!!!!!!!! twue... nodnod... vewy twue...

everhope -> RE: Ass u me - what's up with that? (11/8/2008 12:56:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NuevaVida quote: ORIGINAL: everhope well... at least we know we are real and don't have to assume...lol LOL true....but do we still got ass? looks at my backside Yup...yup...I do! yep still there, nothing has changed in the ass area since awakening this morning.

everhope -> RE: Ass u me - what's up with that? (11/8/2008 12:58:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead Well, hell, I KNOW I do! LOL starts hearing "Baby Got Back" in the background [:D] lol..i heard, brenda's got butt.

GreedyTop -> RE: Ass u me - what's up with that? (11/8/2008 1:01:12 PM)
I love a butt that makes a good target (unlike my own....)

djaleksandr -> RE: Ass u me - what's up with that? (11/8/2008 3:01:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead quote: ORIGINAL: NuevaVida quote: ORIGINAL: everhope well... at least we know we are real and don't have to assume...lol LOL true....but do we still got ass? looks at my backside Yup...yup...I do! Well, hell, I KNOW I do! LOL starts hearing "Baby Got Back" in the background [:D] OH NO! I know every single word to that song,, thanks to one drunken night where my friend insisted on learning to "booty dance", and played it for HOURS in the living room while I was trying to (drunkenly) edit a paper. So many times I ended up accidentally typing the lyrics into my paper. [&o]

everhope -> RE: Ass u me - what's up with that? (11/8/2008 3:22:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop I love a butt that makes a good target (unlike my own....) butt butt yours is the bestest bubble butt, Greedy!

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