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myotherself -> RE: The real reason they've gone... (11/10/2008 9:03:34 AM)

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ORIGINAL: shivermetimbers

Did you ever see the movie Tron?  He's actually inside the computer now, and the cybersex is now a reality. I think you should hook up your cam and broadcast 24/7 doing naughty things to yourself, he could be in any PC!! I'd even say you should post here how everyone can receive the broadcast, in case he's stuck in our computer!  It's that sense of community, of helping a brother or sister out in their exploration of WIITWD, that will make your broadcast a uniting force, kind of like a Collar Me APB for this person.  We all must help in your time of need!!!  People, can we all help out myotherself in this endeavor? 


Pervert!!!    (but I like you....)

I contacted my cyberfriends, and then agreed to put on a show for Tron instead....bdsm porn, emoticon style!

[sm=waiting.gif][sm=sm.gif][image]http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/flash.gif[/image][sm=passthelube.gif][sm=sex.gif] [sm=mop.gif]




djaleksandr -> RE: The real reason they've gone... (11/10/2008 1:16:45 PM)

This thread is full of win.

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CalifChick -> RE: The real reason they've gone... (11/10/2008 1:28:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lashra
Her "sister" came on line one evening to tell him she'd been killed in a car accident, he was heart broken.


I had a long distance relationship with someone for a while, while my husband and I were separated.  We did meet in person.  Eventually I got back together with my husband (no comments on THAT bad decision) and I lost touch with the LDR guy.  A while back I chanced across the profile of the guy's mother online.  Under her picture, it said, "in loving memory of my son XXXX". 

I thought that it couldn't be true, and wondered briefly if it was a setup of some sort to get rid of online chicks he had, but he never seemed to be that sort of guy (although, do they EVER seem to be that sort of guy??).  I googled his name and found the newspaper article of his fatal car accident. He had been killed not quite a year after we lost touch.

Well, gee, that was a day-brightening story, wasn't it?

Cali




LaTigresse -> RE: The real reason they've gone... (11/10/2008 1:38:16 PM)

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ORIGINAL: djaleksandr

This thread is full of win.

[sm=popcorn.gif]



win?

Oh, and my thoughts on the OP........it's the drugs, they were only an illusion. Step awaaayyyyyyyyy from the hookah!




LadyHibiscus -> RE: The real reason they've gone... (11/10/2008 1:47:51 PM)

I blame sunspots.  It's reeeeely great when they come back online and totally ignore your posts yet have no time to email you...

Yeah, having a bitter moment whooo!




scifi1133 -> RE: The real reason they've gone... (11/10/2008 2:49:45 PM)

See one theory that everyone seems to be missing is a spontanious black hole.
I think he was innocently sitting there thinking about a truly wonderful place to meet at....then the black hole opened and sucked him and his house through it....
Or maybe just a temporary wormhole. He could be anywhere in the galaxy right now trying to get back in touch with you. Shame shame for just thinking he wasn't real...when he is obviously missing you so much right now and is so alone.
*choke choke*
Okay okay even I can't keep going with that one lmao.




sirsholly -> RE: The real reason they've gone... (11/10/2008 2:51:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: scifi1133

See one theory that everyone seems to be missing is a spontanious black hole.
I think he was innocently sitting there thinking about a truly wonderful place to meet at....then the black hole opened and sucked him and his house through it....
Or maybe just a temporary wormhole. He could be anywhere in the galaxy right now trying to get back in touch with you. Shame shame for just thinking he wasn't real...when he is obviously missing you so much right now and is so alone.
*choke choke*
Okay okay even I can't keep going with that one lmao.

thank heavens [8|]




purepleasure -> RE: The real reason they've gone... (11/10/2008 3:42:36 PM)

ok, what am I doing wrong?  Mine don't disappear, they develop multiple personalities.




simpleplan2 -> RE: The real reason they've gone... (11/10/2008 3:47:04 PM)

I absolutely 100% believe that mine all suddenly find out they have cancer and only a month or two to live.  They are so brave and don't want to subject me to the inevitable heartache of watching them die.  OR, their brothers inform me that they've been in a fatal accident.  Come to think of it...I'm hell on doms!




SageFemmexx -> RE: The real reason they've gone... (11/10/2008 4:03:49 PM)

lol, I laughed my head off at these stories. On AOL we have "poodleheads" which is a term for nutty subs that go from dom to dom under multiple sns. One of the nuttiest had her imaginary brother come on who claimed she was on a 911 plane as an airline hostess--and died tragically. We are used to her though and figured it out quickly....she's died in every major newstory for years...::snicker::




djaleksandr -> RE: The real reason they've gone... (11/10/2008 4:08:45 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

quote:

ORIGINAL: djaleksandr

This thread is full of win.

[sm=popcorn.gif]



Yes, full of win!  This thread is satisfying to be read, and full of humor and fun!
win?

Oh, and my thoughts on the OP........it's the drugs, they were only an illusion. Step awaaayyyyyyyyy from the hookah!





tsatske -> RE: The real reason they've gone... (11/10/2008 4:35:31 PM)

Ever watch 'The 4400'?




N4SDChastity -> RE: The real reason they've gone... (11/10/2008 5:02:41 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

Hi, N4SD!  Long time, no see!  [:)]



<with apologiez for the thread-jaK>

Ho there, Gorgeous!!!  Phoreel-foreal, if I ever decide to return to IR, I'm cuming to visit YOU, first!!!

Been busy with work, and my other work. 

And, I met me a subbie, on here, InfiniteSub (stop and say "Hi" to her, if you like...  Tell her her "Prince" sent you).  Been corresponding and texting and phonning... 

Studdying for my CISSP, too!  Hope to make it a reality BEFORE 2009 is a reality.

Plus, my 23-y/o daughter will soon be coming down from Detroit to live with me, soon, so I've been kinda tryin to get setup for that. 

Thinkin about moving on to a new job...

Life.

How'z it been for you?






myotherself -> RE: The real reason they've gone... (11/11/2008 5:27:05 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse



Oh, and my thoughts on the OP........it's the drugs, they were only an illusion. Step awaaayyyyyyyyy from the hookah!



It can't be true!!!!  Even my fantasy hng leaves me....sob...

I need beer....and shiny things....and beer....[sm=chug.gif]

Oh sod it - give me back my hookah!




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