MsStarlett
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A Norwegian friend of mine posted this on another forum. Thought some of you might enjoy it. I think I best like the fact that it was posted by a Norseman.
On a group of wonderful uninhabited islands in the Pacific ocean, the following people are stranded as a result of a shipwreck:
2 Italian men and 1 Italiensk woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
2 Norwegian men and 1 Norwegian woman
One month later, the situation is as follows:
One of the Italian men has murdered the other in order to have the woman to himself.
The two French men and the French woman live happily together in a threesome.
The two German men have worked out a precise weekly schedule for alternating visits to the German woman.
The two Greek men sleep with each other, and the Greek woman cooks and cleans for them.
The two English men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
The two Bulgarian men first stared on the endless ocean, then stared at the Bulgarian woman... and then they started swimming.
The two Japanese men have faxed a situation report to Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.
The two Chinese men have opened a 24-hr kiosk, a restaurant and a cleaners, and they have made the Chinese woman pregnant in order to acquire a workforce for their business.
The two Irish men have divided their little island in a northern and a southern section, and have started a distilliery. They can't remember if they have had sex with the Irish woman, because it all went a bit hazy after the first few gallons of coconut-whisky finished. They are generally happy, because at least the English aren't doing too well.
The two Norwegian men are seriously contemplating collective suicide, because the Norwegian woman is constantly complaining about her figure; pondering the true nature of feminism; explaining why she can do all the things they like - just not right now; points to the necessity of being valued and the importance of an equal distribution of the chores; complaining how her previous boyfriend respected her opinions and treated her better than they do; explaining how her relationship with her mother is improving... The only encouragement for the two Norwegian men is that taxes are lower, and the weather is better than it is at home.
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