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Termyn8or -> I actually left this message (11/9/2008 9:12:12 PM)

I call up my buddy. He moved to PA around a year ago or so, but he is back, some of my people have seen him. We have no problems, like loant each other money or any of that judge Judy shit. I just figured I would call. The number was valid but I got voicemail. It had press this number for that and that number for this, which grates on me for some reason. Thus :

"This is Terminator's automated voice calling system. Please press one if you are alive or two if you are dead. If you are unable to press the buttons just say or speak the number. If you are unable to speak, get a nurse to do it, just write a note. If you are unable to do that, I don't know what to tellya".

Now see how good I'll treat you if you become my friend ?

T




persephonee -> RE: I actually left this message (11/9/2008 9:13:41 PM)

i vow to never let you go to voicemail....[;)]




Termyn8or -> RE: I actually left this message (11/9/2008 9:15:47 PM)

Really ?

T




MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: I actually left this message (11/9/2008 10:50:10 PM)

Ok, One question for you.... WHY THE HELL WOULD ANYONE MOVE TO PA?!?!?!  God!!   Having lived here all my life, and actually seen other states.... yeah... Please just ask him that for me If he ever calls you back... lol




darchChylde -> RE: I actually left this message (11/10/2008 2:08:35 AM)

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ORIGINAL: MarksFantasyGirl

Ok, One question for you.... WHY THE HELL WOULD ANYONE MOVE TO PA?!?!?!  God!!   Having lived here all my life, and actually seen other states.... yeah... Please just ask him that for me If he ever calls you back... lol


Hehe, i just typed up a very long response to this question but realized it was:

a)  Way too personal, even after considering how intimate i've been on this site in the past.
b)  Not funny, and thus not suitable to this board.

So instead i'll answer with:

Why would somebody move to Pennsylvania?  Because sometimes it's less about where you're going than why.

And yes, I am moving to PA next week with the plans of staying for several years.




Termyn8or -> RE: I actually left this message (11/10/2008 8:10:30 AM)

The guy is a franchised route sales rep for Bon Apetite which distributes snack cakes and the like. I think it has something to do with that, they needed him to setup some new accounts or something like that.

Bon Apetite products are touted to be at least less unhealthy than many, less sugar, less hydrogenated, less artificial stuff. When he lived in the neighborhood I would get some of his "stale" because no matter how well they sell there always is some because they give it a very short shelf life. So I was a big hit with my junk food junkie friends.

With these hounds all I would have to do is to say "Bon Apetite" because I don't eat that kind of stuff. No matter how wholesome it is, it is still mostly carbs. I say hounds because if you saw these guys tearing into the stuff, well, you would agree. :-)

I tried a few things and they are quite good, but I just can't make a habit of eating it. When I took one of these care packages to work my one buddy said he sat down with a gallon of milk and had a wonderful time. What an addict.

As far as moving to PA, ask Hunky. Actually I almost did. There was a bar with apartments over it, with a barn and a half decent size lot for thirty five grand. This included the liquor license for the bar. It was quite tempting but someone snatched it up first.

There are about 11 million people who could be talked into moving to PA, the reason ? Hint, they live in OH.

T




MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: I actually left this message (11/10/2008 8:33:14 AM)

I was just kidding really.... I love it here... lol  I'm the welcoming committee!! lol




sirsholly -> RE: I actually left this message (11/10/2008 8:47:24 AM)

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ORIGINAL: MarksFantasyGirl

I was just kidding really.... I love it here... lol  I'm the welcoming committee!! lol

you had me worried for a minute there!![:)] (Pa born, raised and not going anywhere!)




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