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DDraigeuraid -> Staying Healthy (11/9/2008 9:26:20 PM)

 
                    Miss Beatrice,                  The church organist,                  Was in her eighties         And had never been married.      She was admired for her sweetness                  And kindness to all.               One afternoon the pastorCame to call on her and she showed him             into her quaint sitting room.She invited him to have a seat while she                         prepared tea.As he sat facing her old Hammond organ,                  The young minister                           Noticed a                     CUT -glass bowl                  Sitting on top of it.                  The bowl was filled                        With water,                     And in the water         floated, of all things, a condom!                  When she returned                  With tea and scones,                  They began to chat.   The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity   about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and             he could no longer resist. 
               'Miss Beatrice', he said,'I wonder if you would tell me about this?'                  pointing to the bowl. 
               'Oh, yes,' she replied,                  'Isn't it wonderful?               I was walking through            the park a few months ago         and I found this little package                     on the ground.                  The directions said               to place it on the organ,                     keep it wet,          and that it would prevent the                   spread of disease.                        Do you know,                  I haven't had the flu                        all winter.'



MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Staying Healthy (11/9/2008 10:45:34 PM)

HAHAHA!!!  I love it!!!!!  My Mimi would do that too, I'm sure of it! lol



darchChylde -> RE: Staying Healthy (11/10/2008 2:15:09 AM)

Great joke but the font and the settings (probably from where it was cut and pasted from) make it very difficult to read, here is a much more legible version:

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!

When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.

'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this?' pointing to the bowl.

'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago
and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know, I haven't had the flu all winter.“




MadAxeman -> RE: Staying Healthy (11/10/2008 4:41:55 AM)

Seems a little easier than the flu jab anywho.



sirsholly -> RE: Staying Healthy (11/10/2008 2:00:43 PM)

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]



djaleksandr -> RE: Staying Healthy (11/10/2008 2:27:42 PM)

[:D]



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