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MistresseLotus -> True Story (11/11/2008 8:51:31 PM)

I was feeling sore from rearranging the furniture yesterday evening, so I thought a quick massage at the salon before my other appointment would fix me up before our trip.  So I called.  When the salon is busy, any calls go directly to voice mail and they call you back when they come back to the desk.

I began to leave my message when Chuck (my cat) decided to take a close look at the birds.  Petey (my cockatiel) had gotten down to the bottom of the playpen with Pan *my parrot) at the top making sure he stayed there (just fluffing in display) and there was Chuck in his "Come to Poppa!" pose, poised below Petey.  Now, that being said; here is the message I left:

"Hi.. this is Susan.  I see Catharyn at 1:00 PM for a waxing and want to see if the massuse would be able to see me for a quick neck and shou..

{"stop.. stop it Chuck.  Get back!"}  (in a hushed whisper)

".. my neck and shoulder just before I see…"

{"NO CHUCK!  STOP IT!!! No!!!!! STOP!!"}
 
                 -CLICK- 
 
(at which point I hung up the phone and rescued the bird)
 
.  (… and, yes, I did call back afterward to speak to a person and explain what was going on for which the receptionist said she was grateful as she pondered if she needed to call the police to come to my aid).
 




Racquelle -> RE: True Story (11/11/2008 8:52:45 PM)

Excellent!




MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: True Story (11/11/2008 10:13:16 PM)

LMAO!!! I hate leaving messages... because they usually sound like that... lol




novabunny -> RE: True Story (11/12/2008 8:52:47 AM)

LMAO ... superb ... would have loved to see the face when that message was listened to ... giggles




SweetDommes -> RE: True Story (11/12/2008 5:32:37 PM)

Yeah, we have a lot of that around here - although, with our pet names, it's a bit harder for people to mistake that we are yelling at people LOL




lilmissdefiant -> RE: True Story (11/12/2008 8:17:56 PM)

LOL[:D][:D][:D][:D]




curiousgirlie -> RE: True Story (11/13/2008 11:53:20 AM)

lol, good story:)




ChainGoddess -> RE: True Story (11/14/2008 10:14:20 AM)

Great story.  [:D]




sirsholly -> RE: True Story (11/14/2008 10:59:40 AM)

you have me beat. the best call i ever made was to a dr's office with my active 2 yr old running wild: Hi this is Holly and i'd like to know if you would GET THAT OUT OF YOUR NOSE RIGHT NOW!!!!




MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: True Story (11/14/2008 11:03:43 AM)

LMAO Holly!!!!!  That's GREAT!  I have called people and as they pick up, be screaming "WHY DID YOU PEE YOUR PANTS AGAIN?!?! You're a big boy! You shouldn't be doing that!" to hear on the other end "Ummmmmmmmmmmm............................?"




curiousgirlie -> RE: True Story (11/15/2008 1:00:13 AM)

Could someone tell me what LMAO stands for?




dreamerdreaming -> RE: True Story (11/15/2008 1:23:13 AM)

Laugh.... my ass off.




dreamerdreaming -> RE: True Story (11/15/2008 1:29:22 AM)

LMAO!!!
 
Thank you MistresseLotus, that's priceless!




MistresseLotus -> RE: True Story (11/15/2008 7:03:36 PM)

to Holly and MarksFG:  Thanks for your contributions.. those were great!




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