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GreedyTop -> RE: Fakes and phonies (11/12/2008 7:35:43 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

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ORIGINAL: LumusandtheLady

[:D]  It's a gorgeous dress, especially if you love red and sparkly! Oh wait, it's fake too! You can see it in the pictures on our profile....  *snorts* 

i like red and sparkly but like the white one i picked ...still a virgin, don'tcha know


*snort*

honey.... I lubs ya an all.. but really.......




beargonewild -> RE: Fakes and phonies (11/12/2008 7:40:34 AM)

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ORIGINAL: In2Bondage1963

It's sad at how many fakes and phonies there are on this site! They say they are dom or sub but never want to meet! They say they are interested in you but come up with excuses why they won't meet! The so-called dominant females are the worse!


Damn that's funny since I've met 6 people in the past two weeks from this site and they are completely real! It's even sadder that when a person forgets that not everyone can drop everything at a second's notice just to meet another person at your demanding request. Life does happen if ya like it or not.




GreedyTop -> RE: Fakes and phonies (11/12/2008 7:42:03 AM)

I'z not fake!  I'z too bizarre to be fake!




Madame4a -> RE: Fakes and phonies (11/12/2008 7:43:53 AM)

Wow... really?  how the hell would you know if you haven't met anyone?  Besides.. thought you were looking for a submissive... how come ya gots so much experience with Fem Dommes?

[:D]

yer funny




VirginPotty -> RE: Fakes and phonies (11/12/2008 7:45:06 AM)

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ORIGINAL: jezzabelle

LOL, I think this one would work for an emoticon too Potty[sm=beatdeadhorse.gif]


Noooooooooooooooooooo, not da horsey!!!!  (Even if he/she is dead) NOT NICE!!!!  [sm=river.gif][sm=river.gif][sm=river.gif][sm=river.gif][sm=river.gif][sm=river.gif]




LumusandtheLady -> RE: Fakes and phonies (11/12/2008 7:45:58 AM)

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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

Damn that's funny since I've met 6 people in the past two weeks from this site and they are completely real! It's even sadder that when a person forgets that not everyone can drop everything at a second's notice just to meet another person at your demanding request. Life does happen if ya like it or not.


[sm=discipline.gif]  Excuse me, but you did NOT meet Lumus, myself, S2S, LadyHibiscus or anyone else from here recently since we are apparently fakes. That was a fake wedding, with a fake licence, and one HELLUVA fake party afterwards that went to almost 5 in the morning. Those pictures you took, especially the naughty ones, are fakes, as well as the long bus trip to and from your home. That incredibly delicious meal at Frado's along with very large bill I paid is also a fake. (Does this mean I can get my money back?!?)

Now are we straight, mister?

Rain°




VirginPotty -> RE: Fakes and phonies (11/12/2008 7:47:41 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LumusandtheLady

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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

Damn that's funny since I've met 6 people in the past two weeks from this site and they are completely real! It's even sadder that when a person forgets that not everyone can drop everything at a second's notice just to meet another person at your demanding request. Life does happen if ya like it or not.


[sm=discipline.gif]  Excuse me, but you did NOT meet Lumus, myself, S2S, LadyHibiscus or anyone else from here recently since we are apparently fakes. That was a fake wedding, with a fake licence, and one HELLUVA fake party afterwards that went to almost 5 in the morning. Those pictures you took, especially the naughty ones, are fakes, as well as the long bus trip to and from your home. That incredibly delicious meal at Frado's along with very large bill I paid is also a fake. (Does this mean I can get my money back?!?)

Now are we straight, mister?

Rain°



You're all a bunch of fake sluts[8|]




LumusandtheLady -> RE: Fakes and phonies (11/12/2008 7:50:27 AM)

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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

You're all a bunch of fake sluts[8|]


Sooooo, that means we're a bunch of fake virgins, like you then, Potsie?  [:D]

Rain°




GreedyTop -> RE: Fakes and phonies (11/12/2008 7:50:45 AM)

so are you, Potty... that trip to Orlando never happened because you don't exist.. nor do I or TJ.  




thishereboi -> RE: Fakes and phonies (11/12/2008 7:58:36 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

FTR: clampie things... HARD LIMIT

(unless I'm using them on someone else... hheheheheheh)



Hard limit? Try not to be to disapointed, but the OP is looking for a no-limits female. And he wonders why girls aren't flocking to meet him in real life. Oh well....back to the popcorn.




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Fakes and phonies (11/12/2008 8:03:41 AM)

*waves "hi" to OP*

i just perved your profile and it screams "married looking for fun while wife's away".   daytime bondage sessions?  is that only time you're available and can play without "wifey" knowing?

you say you're not looking for LT but looking to train females and couples on how to be submissive. some of us are looking for something more than playtime fun yet, if you've never been submissive before (and according to your profile, you enjoy bottoming), how are you going to teach others being submissive?

a "no limits slave" is an oxymoronic phrase and harder to find than a needle in a haystack.

lastly, most of us submissives don't send strange men that we hardly know our email addy and/or phone # in the first message. are you going to do the same? is she only allowed to contact you during the daylight hours as well? 




GreedyTop -> RE: Fakes and phonies (11/12/2008 8:04:54 AM)

go ahead, sambas.... burst his bubble... *snort*




missturbation -> RE: Fakes and phonies (11/12/2008 8:07:35 AM)

I'm not a fake but i am kinda faking [:)]
The quiet, shy, polite, never outspoken, completely obedient person you read here is actually.......................wait for it.......................an outspoken, far from shy gobshite [:o]




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Fakes and phonies (11/12/2008 8:11:56 AM)

Okay, I am SO in line for the fake red gown!  (because it will FIT me, and red is totally my colour!)

I love being fake and imaginary, myself.  And I adore all my imaginary friends!  [sm=hearts.gif]




Aylee -> RE: Fakes and phonies (11/12/2008 8:15:48 AM)

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ORIGINAL: osocurious

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ORIGINAL: Aylee

You mean that shaking the tit clamps is not the universal sign? 

THAT must be where I am going wrong.  But I was sure that I had read it on page 346, paragraph 3, sentence 4 of the BOOK.  *tsk tsk*  I have been doing it wrong!


....feck sake ...  I admitted to being new to this stuff ...
Y/ya mean I'm SUPPOSED to come running when someone shakes those clamp fingies at me ??? [8|]
...... *more muttering* ..... 

....erm ... where can I get a copy of that book Aylee????


Oh, well, FIRST you have to be inducted into the most secret and ancient society of BDSM and be connected with the Illuminati. 

I can send you an application. 




GreedyTop -> RE: Fakes and phonies (11/12/2008 8:18:15 AM)

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ORIGINAL: missturbation

I'm not a fake but i am kinda faking [:)]
The quiet, shy, polite, never outspoken, completely obedient person you read here is actually.......................wait for it.......................an outspoken, far from shy gobshite [:o]


**SNORT**




VirginPotty -> RE: Fakes and phonies (11/12/2008 8:18:31 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

so are you, Potty... that trip to Orlando never happened because you don't exist.. nor do I or TJ.  


[sm=river.gif] I'm so fused!! Does that mean the pic of you putting on shorts is fake toooooooo????




GreedyTop -> RE: Fakes and phonies (11/12/2008 8:20:46 AM)

yes..thank god for photoshop!!  *snort*




myotherself -> RE: Fakes and phonies (11/12/2008 8:21:04 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

well Greedy, who should we clamp today?


Me me me me MEEEEE!!!!!!  [sm=flash.gif]

I may be fake, but these bewbies aren't and they're itchin' for some clampin'......bring it ON!!!!




GreedyTop -> RE: Fakes and phonies (11/12/2008 8:22:25 AM)

*slut*




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