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ResidentSadist -> -=Strange and cheesy BDSM sex/horror/gor/comedy=- (11/12/2008 6:48:42 AM)

Blood & Sex Nightmare

If it were a “B movie”, it would be a step up.  But, any movie with this much cheesy BDSM that uses every excuse for spread eagle nudity but no porn, an Asian with a mental block against oral sex, copious amounts of fake blood, chainsaws, a nekked chic that does jumping jacks to get her underwear back, zombies, a guy that runs outta’ toilet paper and fishes through the waste can, machetes, a repulsive groundskeeper with a self proclaimed 10 incher and a taste for 3somes all set in an adult recreation park and is only about an hour long made for a unique breakfast movie.  It was so bad I got a chuckle out if it. 

The silly softcore sex, BDSM and hilarious attempts at hardcore gor/horror were *almost* funny in a sad but “I can’t stop watching it” sorta’ way… it is one of kind.  I submit this with the advice not to watch it unless you are a big fan of alternative cinema (i. e. the Trauma series type movies).

Plot Spoiler: almost everyone gets stabbed in the crotch.



ResidentSadist -> RE: -=Strange and cheesy BDSM sex/horror/gor/comedy=- (11/12/2008 6:51:56 AM)

I forgot to mention the bad crossdresser, the Master, slave, OTK switches and... well, you get the idea.



camille65 -> RE: -=Strange and cheesy BDSM sex/horror/gor/comedy=- (11/12/2008 7:15:00 AM)

I'm watching it now.
[:D]
Its goofy!!



LumusandtheLady -> RE: -=Strange and cheesy BDSM sex/horror/gor/comedy=- (11/12/2008 7:16:05 AM)

[:D]  OOoooo, train wreck cinema? I'll have to point this out to Lumus....

Rain°



beargonewild -> RE: -=Strange and cheesy BDSM sex/horror/gor/comedy=- (11/12/2008 7:23:10 AM)

I must say RS, it sure makes for interesting watching as I have my morning coffee!



camille65 -> RE: -=Strange and cheesy BDSM sex/horror/gor/comedy=- (11/12/2008 7:43:09 AM)

Ewwwww its also really gross! [:'(]



ResidentSadist -> RE: -=Strange and cheesy BDSM sex/horror/gor/comedy=- (11/12/2008 8:26:16 AM)

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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

I must say RS, it sure makes for interesting watching as I have my morning coffee!
Good morning bro...  That movie in the OP is just so cheesy it’s funny in a painful sort of way. 

However, I do like moody erotic horror films.  I was a big fan of Daughters of Darkness when it came out in the 70s (youtube link in 11 parts, don’t confuse with Daughter of Darkness).  How can you go wrong with a bisexual pair of female lovers that are vampires  . . . especial if one of them is Elisabeth Bathory (aka Elizabeth Batori) trying to turn a young bride against her secretly bisexual husband.  Slow, moody, but erotic and a nice piece of film from the masters of horror at Pinewood Studios  (if I recall the studio correctly). 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 
Vampie Diary
I even like low budget things that are done well like Vampire Diary.  It is fun, watchable and full of plot and dilemmas.  It addresses some modern perspectives and issues like dealing with half dead victims, stealing blood and a pregnant vampire.  There are a lot of nice touches in this movie.  It almost feels slow because it lacks the big budget flash, effects and chase scenes that Hollywood gets so fixated on.  The movie does what Hitchcock says to do . . . it tells a good story at a good pace with an acceptable screenplay and actors. 

The fact there was nudity, goth girls licking each other, a willing boy bitten to death between the legs as he voluntarily dies in orgasmic bliss was a just bonus.  If you happen to like soap opera type European (not Hollywood) style vampire stories you might even like this movie.   (88 minutes) 



MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: -=Strange and cheesy BDSM sex/horror/gor/comedy=- (11/12/2008 8:39:08 AM)

well, I like this one so far... Only got to watch half of it... I'm deffinatly going to be showing Sweets this one! hahaha!  Cheesey movies are the BEST!



ArmoredOne -> RE: -=Strange and cheesy BDSM sex/horror/gor/comedy=- (11/13/2008 5:30:56 AM)

Uhmm, I submit Lair of the White Serpent for consideration.



MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: -=Strange and cheesy BDSM sex/horror/gor/comedy=- (11/13/2008 7:11:24 AM)

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ORIGINAL: ArmoredOne

Uhmm, I submit Lair of the White Serpent for consideration.



I will have to check it out....  You ever see the movie Frogs?  Sam Elliot.... No lie.... and this movie SUCKS!!! Evil Frogs coming to kill people.... lol

I sent my dad the link to this one.... I explained that it was bad.... and he watched it, and got mad at me for waisting his time! hahaha!



SteelofUtah -> RE: -=Strange and cheesy BDSM sex/horror/gor/comedy=- (11/13/2008 9:45:27 AM)

Wow I have seen better acting by Lawers for thier own comercials.

I love the Master Slave bit I honestly have to wonder who wrote that whole bit.

I couldn't watch it all the way through so I treated it like a porn and just skipped from scene to scene.

Not even worth the effort it would take to Spank it too.

Thank you for the video I will be e-mailing the link to many of my friends with the Subject Line ((((DON'T WATCH THIS)))) See how many can follow directions.

Steel



ResidentSadist -> RE: -=Strange and cheesy BDSM sex/horror/gor/comedy=- (11/15/2008 12:06:47 AM)

Dear Steel,
Although there is no BDSM or gor and only the briefest of nudity, you can add this 2008 attempt at creating a cult classic to your “don’t watch this list”.  I never would have even looked at this movie if I hadn’t noticed it starred George Takie who played Sulu in the original Star Trek series.  It is cheesy and peppered with poorly written original music, poorly choreographed fights and spends waaaaay to much time on the set of strip bar with bad dancers.  It wasn;t bad enough to be campy but there was a dash of deliberate humor delivered with a straight face by our ex Star Trek actor. . .  and I quote:

Bad Guy:  “I sent a ninja to take care of your little friends.”
<sounds of a fight and someone dying in the background>
Good Guy (George Takie):  “Perhaps you should have sent two?”

Ninja Cheerleaders  (Movie)

Ninja Cheerleaders  (Official Web Site)
Ninja Cheerleaders  (IMDB Listing)




ResidentSadist -> RE: -=Strange and cheesy BDSM sex/horror/gor/comedy=- (11/15/2008 12:17:42 AM)

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ORIGINAL: ArmoredOne

Uhmm, I submit Lair of the White Serpent for consideration.


I sorta liked that movie, it had some classic cheese in it.  But wouldn’t risk recommending to anyone, it wasn’t bad enough to have universal comedy appeal imo.   LOL
 
Have you ever seen Black Sheep?   I think that was an awesome horror/gor movie and had that whole taboo “farm” appeal and humor. 
 
BTW… I owned both Lair Of The White Worm and Black Sheep.



MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: -=Strange and cheesy BDSM sex/horror/gor/comedy=- (11/15/2008 7:37:42 AM)

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

quote:

ORIGINAL: ArmoredOne

Uhmm, I submit Lair of the White Serpent for consideration.


I sorta liked that movie, it had some classic cheese in it.  But wouldn’t risk recommending to anyone, it wasn’t bad enough to have universal comedy appeal imo.   LOL
 
Have you ever seen Black Sheep?   I think that was an awesome horror/gor movie and had that whole taboo “farm” appeal and humor. 
 
BTW… I owned both Lair Of The White Worm and Black Sheep.


Wasn't Black Sheep the one with David Spade and Chris Farley??  lol



shivermetimbers -> RE: -=Strange and cheesy BDSM sex/horror/gor/comedy=- (11/15/2008 9:51:11 AM)

I know the movie also had a different title, but a seriously cheesy flick is
Blood Sucking Freaks


edited for grammar



Darias -> RE: -=Strange and cheesy BDSM sex/horror/gor/comedy=- (11/15/2008 3:05:03 PM)

i gotta submit a movie called walk all over me

i havent decided whether i love it or hate it  the story was tacky enough though it seemed like it may have been writtian as an excuse to show some bdsm on a mainstream dvd release... as for the actual bdsm... vanilla with a dash of chunky monkey for effect in my  opinion... #

rent it or ask RS the Resident CM movie and clip God for links

p.s.  upside... Leelee Sobieski and Tricia Helfer  are in it ... two other reasons i rented .... 6 from battlestar galactica in latex and leather = worth €5.35



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