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somethndif -> RE: Medical/Sexual/kink Questionnaire (11/19/2008 9:16:59 AM)
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If anyone is interested, here is what I developed on my own, cribbing from a number of sources. Feel free to use it or adapt it to your needs. It is meant to be humorous.
SEX AND BDSM QUESTIONNAIRE
Name
Date of Birth
Your sex
Height
Weight
Married, single, living with someone?
Education?
Medical conditions, problems, issues?
Sexually attracted to only the opposite sex?
Sexually attracted mostly to the opposite sex and
sometimes sexually attracted to the same sex?
Sexually attracted equally to both sexes equally?
Sexually attracted mostly to the same sex and
sometimes sexually attracted to the opposite sex?
Are you currently in a sexual relationship or relationships?
If yes, with whom and when did it or they start?
Is your current sexual relationship(s) with
A man?
A woman?
A dog, pony, donkey or another of God’s creatures?
Other?
How many previous sexual relationships have you had?
For each previous sexual relationship, was it with:
A man?
A woman?
A dog, pony, donkey or another of God’s creatures?
Other?
How long did each previous sexual relationship last?
At what age did you first have sex with a partner of the opposite sex?
At what age did you first have sex with a partner of the same sex?
How many orgasms have you had in past 24 hours?
With a man?
With a woman?
With a dog, pony, donkey or another of God’s creatures?
Number of orgasms in the past month?
With a man?
With a woman?
With a dog, pony, donkey or another of God’s creatures?
Number of partners for oral sex during your life?
Men?
Women?
Dog, pony, donkey or another of God’s creatures?
Number of partners for sexual intercourse during the previous month?
Men?
Women?
Dog, pony, donkey or another of God’s creatures?
Number of partners with whom you reached orgasm during past 24 hours?
Men?
Women?
Dog, pony, donkey or another of God’s creatures?
Number of partners with whom you reached orgasm during previous month?
Men?
Women?
Dog, pony, donkey or another of God’s creatures?
Number of partners with whom you reached orgasm during your lifetime?
Men?
Women?
Dog, pony, donkey or another of God’s creatures?
How many times have you been stimulated by erotica in the past month?
Straight?
Gay Male or lesbian?
Interracial?
Other?
When compared to the average, do you feel that you masturbate more or less often?
Number of times you masturbate in an average week?
What is the most sexually arousing thing you have done:
In the past week?
In the past month?
In your lifetime?
Have you:
Masturbated?
Used toys or vibrators?
On or in your cunt?
On or in your ass?
On your breasts or nipples?
On other parts of your anatomy?
Been fucked? If yes, by a cock, or by a strap-on?
By a man?
By a woman?
By a dog, pony, donkey or another of God’s creatures?
Sucked a cock?
If yes, has a man cum in your mouth? Did you like it?
Have you swallowed cum? Did you like it?
Has a man cum on your face, breasts, ass or another part of your body?
Did you like it?
Had your cunt licked?
By a man?
By a woman?
By a dog, pony, donkey or another of God’s creatures?
Licked a cunt?
A woman’s?
A dog, pony, donkey or another of God’s creatures?
Being ass-fucked?
By a man?
By a woman?
By a dog, pony, donkey or another of God’s creatures?
Licked or tongue-fucked someone’s ass?
A man?
A woman?
A dog, pony, donkey or another of God’s creatures?
Had your ass licked or tongue-fucked by someone?
A man?
A woman?
A dog, pony, donkey or another of God’s creatures?
Had sex with more than one person?
If yes, how many times?
For each time, how many persons?
For each time, were the others all of the same sex?
Both sexes? Can’t remember?
Had interracial sex?
With which races?
For each occasion, with a man, a woman, a group, can’t remember?
When did you first have an orgasm?
How did you have your first orgasm?
Have you had an orgasm by:
Masturbation?
Vibrators?
Fucking? If yes, by a cock, or by a strap-on?
By a man?
By a woman?
By a dog, pony, donkey or another of God’s creatures?
Having your cunt licked?
By a man?
By a woman?
By a dog, pony, donkey or another of God’s creatures?
Being ass-fucked?
By a man?
By a woman?
By a dog, pony, donkey or another of God’s creatures?
Nipple or Breast play or torture?
From other pain?
If yes, what was the instrument or means used?
Was the pain self inflicted, or by someone else?
Some other way? If yes, explain.
Have you had an orgasm with a member of the opposite sex?
Have you had an orgasm with a member of the same sex?
Are you currently in a BDSM relationship?
If yes, with whom and when did it start?
Have you had previous BDSM relationships?
If yes, with whom and how long did each of them last?
When did you first have an interest in BDSM?
Describe your first interest.
Do you identify as submissive, dominant, switch or unsure?
Have you been bound or restrained?
By whom?
When was the first time?
Did you have an orgasm?
Did you enjoy it?
Have you been spanked?
Which parts of your body?
By whom?
When was the first time?
Did you have an orgasm?
Did you enjoy it?
Have you been whipped or flogged?
Which parts of your body?
By whom?
When was the first time?
Did you have an orgasm?
Did you enjoy it?
Have you been caned?
Which parts of your body?
By whom?
When was the first time?
Did you have an orgasm?
Did you enjoy it?
Have you been paddled?
Which parts of your body?
By whom?
When was the first time?
Did you have an orgasm?
Did you enjoy it?
Have you clips or clamps or clothes pins used on you?
Which parts of your body?
By whom?
When was the first time?
Did you have an orgasm?
Did you enjoy it?
Have you been blindfolded, gagged or hooded?
By whom?
When was the first time?
Did you have an orgasm?
Did you enjoy it?
Have you been bruised?
On what part or parts of your body?
By whom?
When was the first time?
Did you have an orgasm?
Did you enjoy it?
Have you been suspended?
By whom?
When was the first time?
Did you have an orgasm?
Did you enjoy it?
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