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maskedsow -> statiitcs (11/12/2008 2:13:49 PM)

If I had only one day left to live, I would live it in my statistics class: it would seem so much longer.

Old statisticians never die, they just undergo a transformation.

Q: How many statisticians does it take to change a lightbulb?A: 1-3, alpha = .05



MadAxeman -> RE: statiitcs (11/12/2008 2:29:49 PM)

I give that a half smile or a groan recurring.



SteelofUtah -> RE: statiitcs (11/12/2008 3:48:25 PM)

There are 10 types of people in this world.

Those who understand Binary Code
And those who do not.

Steel



MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: statiitcs (11/12/2008 7:03:37 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

There are 10 types of people in this world.

Those who understand Binary Code
And those who do not.

Steel


That, or there are only 3 kinds of people in the world.... Those who can count, and those who can't....



SteelofUtah -> RE: statiitcs (11/13/2008 9:55:41 AM)

4 out of 3 people are bad with ratios

Steel



shivermetimbers -> RE: statiitcs (11/13/2008 11:34:36 AM)

4 out of 5 dentists recommend sugarless gum for their patients who chew gum

The dentist that recommends gum with sugar is rich.



SteelofUtah -> RE: statiitcs (11/13/2008 11:37:10 AM)

121% of all Statistics are complete Bullshit to get you to align yourself with the person presenting it.

Steel



curiousgirlie -> RE: statiitcs (11/13/2008 11:50:28 AM)

75% of the statistics are made up on the spot.



SteelofUtah -> RE: statiitcs (11/13/2008 12:25:32 PM)

There are at least 7 ways to skin a cat, My Therapist says that the fact that I know this is disturbing.

Steel

Wow where did that one come from?



rosanegra -> RE: statiitcs (11/13/2008 12:27:18 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

There are 10 types of people in this world.

Those who understand Binary Code
And those who do not.

Steel



Isn't it actually 000010 types?



SteelofUtah -> RE: statiitcs (11/13/2008 12:30:45 PM)

Well it is obvious which catagory you fall into isn't it.

Steel



SteelofUtah -> RE: statiitcs (11/13/2008 12:32:01 PM)

9 out of the 10 voices in my head say "I'd Fuck That" the other one is planning it all out.

Steel



rosanegra -> RE: statiitcs (11/13/2008 12:50:34 PM)

I guess it would be obvious, huh?

But then again, anyone who knows me in person wouldn't even need that much evidence.



MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: statiitcs (11/13/2008 7:30:43 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

9 out of the 10 voices in my head say "I'd Fuck That" the other one is planning it all out.

Steel


9 out of the 10 voices in MY head are screaming "DON'T SHOOT!!!!!"



Suzykeu -> RE: statiitcs (11/13/2008 7:33:07 PM)

Nine out of Ten doctors say the tenth should just mellow out



NormalOutside -> RE: statiitcs (11/13/2008 7:36:13 PM)

Since nobody said it yet....

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

(an oldie but goodie)



SteelofUtah -> RE: statiitcs (11/14/2008 8:28:14 AM)

17 out of every 100 people will wonder how I cam up with this number the other 83 won't give a shit.

Steel



Sindel -> RE: statiitcs (11/21/2008 4:10:32 PM)

I love the gang rape one ^^



mummyman321 -> RE: statiitcs (11/21/2008 9:24:08 PM)

95% of all statistics can be made to say anything 50% of the time



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