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GI Joe and Barbie - 11/12/2008 6:27:34 PM

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One afternoon, a woman and her little daughter went into a large toy store. The mother asked her daughter what toys she wanted. The little girl said, "I want GI Joe and Barbie." The mother smiled and said, "Darling, you know Barbie doesn't come with GI Joe." The little girl looked up at her mom and replied, "Mom, Barbie ALWAYS comes with GI Joe. She just FAKES it with Ken."

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RE: GI Joe and Barbie - 11/12/2008 6:37:16 PM

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ROFL!!

This Barbie collector thanks you for the much needed laugh!

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RE: GI Joe and Barbie - 11/12/2008 7:06:56 PM

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No, I think KEN is the one that fakes it.... hehehe!

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RE: GI Joe and Barbie - 11/13/2008 11:55:11 AM

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Damn, that was funny :)

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RE: GI Joe and Barbie - 11/14/2008 12:31:50 AM

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Cause G.I. Joe is all Dommy, right?

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RE: GI Joe and Barbie - 11/14/2008 1:01:30 AM

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Wow....

No, GI Joe, surprisingly, 9 times out of 10 (we're trying to do some interdisciplinary learning and tie this one in with the statistics thread) likes to bottom.

Think about it, the military removes all of your freedom and tells you what to do every minute of every day. Not many Dominant types do well in that environment, unless they are highly skilled at compartmentalizing.

And look at Barbie... Domme if I ever saw one.

I won't elaborate further because I'll probably step on some toes.. but it's all tongue-in-cheek really. Honestly, my hubby is more the Dominant type, and he's a soldier.. so I'm definitely not trying to put people in boxes (I prefer to be on the other end of that treatment :P)

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RE: GI Joe and Barbie - 11/14/2008 3:01:08 AM

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RE: GI Joe and Barbie - 11/14/2008 9:54:55 AM

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If Barbie really was a subbie, I don't think she would WANT you to buy her all that stuff.... I know that I wouldn't...

(P.S. the newest Barbie doll
Divorce Barbie: Comes with a new house, and half of Ken's stuff)

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RE: GI Joe and Barbie - 11/14/2008 1:05:23 PM

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RE: GI Joe and Barbie - 11/14/2008 5:08:43 PM

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