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Fruit Fetish - 11/13/2008 11:47:18 PM

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Three French Foreign Legion soldiers who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten." The first apple went in ... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The second legionnaire arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1 ... 2 ... 3 ... 4 ... 5 ... 6 ... 7 ...8 ... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed. The first and second legionnaires met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."

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RE: Fruit Fetish - 11/14/2008 1:08:01 AM

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Now that did make me laugh out loud. Excellent.

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RE: Fruit Fetish - 11/14/2008 2:59:41 AM

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RE: Fruit Fetish - 11/14/2008 3:16:38 AM

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ok, just one question. Why on earth did they go back to the cannibals?
Otherwhise, its cool:)

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RE: Fruit Fetish - 11/14/2008 8:31:32 AM

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Cause in a Joke doing the Smart thing makes it less funny.

Three French Legionairs meet canibals and in order to leave they have to go into the jungle pick fruit and come back
The Three French Legionairs leave and never return.....

Just not as Funny.

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RE: Fruit Fetish - 11/14/2008 9:59:34 AM

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Cause in a Joke doing the Smart thing makes it less funny.

Three French Legionairs meet canibals and in order to leave they have to go into the jungle pick fruit and come back
The Three French Legionairs leave and never return.....

Just not as Funny.

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Actually, I laughed harder at that!! LMAO!!!

(I guess because I heard the joke before.... lol But it's still great!)

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RE: Fruit Fetish - 11/14/2008 1:04:13 PM

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RE: Fruit Fetish - 11/14/2008 5:11:28 PM

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Reminds me of that bit in that abysmal Adam Sandler film, with Hitler getting pineapples shoved up him bum every day in hell for all eternity!

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RE: Fruit Fetish - 11/14/2008 7:34:45 PM