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candystripper -> A Lousy Choice of Safeword (11/14/2008 7:42:01 PM)
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So, there's this Dom. Been into D/s al his adult life. He collars a 'newbie' submissive. He tells her that if ever she needs him to stop, she should just use her safeword.
Unfortantely, the safeword he selects is *dungeon*.
One evening he comes home from work, and his new submissive seems -- ahem --horney as hell.
'What's wrong?' he asks her.
'O, Master, I need to play...I need to feel your touch!' she replies.
Grinning, the Dom goes to the coat closet to fetch his favorite flogger.
'Are we going to the *dungeon* now, Master?', she asks.
Frustrated and pissed off, the Dom throws the flogger back into the closet.
'But Master, I need you!' she says.
Pausing, the Dom looks at her, reconsiders and gets his flogger again.
'O, Joy! Can I fetch the key to the *dungeon* for you Master?' she says.
About a month later, the Dom releases the uptight bitch, LMAO.
candystripper [sm=pole.gif]
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