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Termyn8or -> What would you have me do ? (11/14/2008 11:25:38 PM)

OK, let's suppose I am God or Jesus. I just cam down from the heavens. I materialized in a ball of light which then formed into the form of a Man.

If you were a Nazi kill all Jews ?
If you were a Jew kill all palestinians ?
If you were Tibetan kill all Chinese ?
If you were Irish (not so long ago) kill all the Brits ?

Go back in time a bit.

If you were a Confederate soldier kill all the Union soldiers (even though your own brother is one)
If you were a Visigoth, kill all the Romans ?
If you were a Catholic, kill all the heretics, which meant Protestants of any sort BTW.

So I am here. (you know this is bullshit I hope, I do not want to offend the religious).

I am the one true way, I am the hope and the good. I am everything they said I would be. I am totally omnipotent and can manipulate matter, energy and anything at will, and I am the only MF here that can travel through time. I am the last word.

Now, my huddling masses I ask you this. What would you have me do. Who would you have me kill actually because that is what is in your heart.

Not mine, not anymore.

Somebody comes up like that on me I will be a bit reserved to say the least, but my request would not involve killing. However whatever that request is is not yet determined. There are things you can't do. You can't interfere with nature so illness and disease are out. So other than that, and other thasn killing, what would you have me do ? To be more apropriate, what would you have Him do ?

Want mine ?

Instill a sense of belongingness to everyone in the world, so that we can work together to get out this little trick bag. So that we may make the world better.

Belongingness has been and continues to be a key element for our survival. Even seperatists have it when they go home to their twelve Wives and thirty some odd kids.

I can't actually think of anyone I would want dead. I have been screwed out of some serious money over the years, via loans etc., but none of it warrants taking a life. Think about how you used to think before your enlightenment. Kill those INSERT NAME OF GROUP< CREED OR COLOR HERE !

So what would you have me do ?

T





popeye1250 -> RE: What would you have me do ? (11/14/2008 11:33:42 PM)

Well, Binladen and all his al qeada followers wouldn't be making morning prayers.




monywildcat -> RE: What would you have me do ? (11/14/2008 11:36:46 PM)

I do not advocate killing anything or anyone, unless I want a cheeseburger.  [;)]  C'mon I am a hunter by heart!

However, I would ask for a great big bag of money.  I gots bills to pay, I need to re-stock my pantry, Christmas is coming and I need some presents under the tree. 




MadAxeman -> RE: What would you have me do ? (11/14/2008 11:47:32 PM)

Convince the world you never existed and then kill yourself.
(That's God, not Termy)




UmbraDomina -> RE: What would you have me do ? (11/14/2008 11:51:28 PM)

can't you be Santa instead?  ya know giving gifts, bringing joy? I have a list, I have checked it twice....




SilverMark -> RE: What would you have me do ? (11/15/2008 4:38:40 AM)

If I had the ability to ask the last thing I'd ask for would be harm to anyone else....could I just maim a few folks?.....

No, not even that....Nothing is ever so simple!




spinninsweetness -> RE: What would you have me do ? (11/15/2008 6:57:58 AM)

Make me taller? Not that much to ask.

And smite the paedophiles. And the rapists. And people who play their music loud on the tube or buses.




IAMChristine -> RE: What would you have me do ? (11/15/2008 7:34:55 AM)

i'd ask that men stop assuming or thinking they are close to being god like. [;)]




Icarys -> RE: What would you have me do ? (11/15/2008 7:42:07 AM)

I'd ask that submissive not walk around with sticks up their arse's unless I was the one who put it there.[:D]




windchymes -> RE: What would you have me do ? (11/15/2008 7:55:53 AM)

I would just have him(you) wave your hands and make the world the Garden of Eden again, pre-apple.

And that Rainbow Bridge thing. [:)]




LadyEllen -> RE: What would you have me do ? (11/15/2008 7:56:15 AM)

The only blessing (and curse) I would request that is fitting is this; that everyone receive what is coming to them in full, right now.

E




Aynne88 -> RE: What would you have me do ? (11/15/2008 8:03:33 AM)

First eggnog windchymes, now The Rainbow bridge?[:)] I was talking to Master this morning about my two beautiful furry babies that I had to put down last year, tears tears tears, oh that would be my first wish for sure.  




beargonewild -> RE: What would you have me do ? (11/15/2008 8:31:12 AM)

How about going back in time and preventing the Crusades from happening?




Aylee -> RE: What would you have me do ? (11/15/2008 8:52:30 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

So what would you have me do ?



Stop telling people that it will all be sorted out after they are dead so that maybe they will start sorting things out while they are still alive. 




scifi1133 -> RE: What would you have me do ? (11/15/2008 8:57:18 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

The only blessing (and curse) I would request that is fitting is this; that everyone receive what is coming to them in full, right now.

E
Well if the drones were to be believed at that point I'd die horribly lmao.




stella41b -> RE: What would you have me do ? (11/15/2008 9:03:21 AM)

A rum and Coke please.




windchymes -> RE: What would you have me do ? (11/15/2008 8:05:09 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aynne88

First eggnog windchymes, now The Rainbow bridge?[:)] I was talking to Master this morning about my two beautiful furry babies that I had to put down last year, tears tears tears, oh that would be my first wish for sure.  


*hug*

I think that would be one of my biggest wishes, to see all my furry friends again. [:)]




DesFIP -> RE: What would you have me do ? (11/15/2008 8:30:53 PM)

I'm a Jew and I don't want you to kill anyone. I want the prayer fulfilled, the one that goes "On that day God shall be one, and God's name shall be one". From God Is Rule, one of the last prayers that conclude Shabbat services.

As far as Ellen's desire, I blanch at the thought of that. I hope for mercy, not justice.




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